Fanged Dentures For My Chickens

What Facebook is for: so I can make my weird little offhand jokes to slightly more people than the number of humans I can discomfort at any one time in real life. I’m modest, see. I don’t need a weekly television show. I just want to consistently annoy and dismay a small, select few. Continue reading

Lenses In

I know we all have troubles — some have BAD troubles — but we also live in a privileged time. I was sitting on the back porch looking at the blurry world before putting my contact lenses in, and thinking about how blind and miserable I would have been if I’d lived in the time before corrective lenses. Continue reading