Nauseated Giraffe
I have a tendency to walk around the house singing snatches of any old thing, pop songs, obscure folk tunes, Broadway hits. Continue reading
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Math is Dangerous
I don’t think it’s fair to label Discordians a “fake” religion just because they admit that it’s all made up. Continue reading
Worthy of Hello Kitty
You should also spay and neuter your friends and neighbors. You can never be too careful, and they’ll be cool then, just like Scooter. Continue reading
Fifteen Minutes of Monkey-Fame
Yes, I like monkeys, clowns, puppets, dolls, and automata. That is because they were humankind’s first apprehension of the yawning Uncanny Valley that would soon engulf us all. And now you know. And knowing is halfway to surrender. Continue reading
An Unauthorized Skunk Interaction
Now I know what it must have been like when the Great God Pan passed gas, and the ancient Greeks ran stumbling and retching through the hills to the sea. Continue reading