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#1 2012-02-22 11:35:48

Sahi
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QM - the mad office

This is the kind of office where everything that can go wrong will inevitably go wrong. So let's all go Wally on the world and just sip our coffee (or whatever else is in your cup).


"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein

First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian
You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.

 

#2 2012-02-23 06:50:52

ylvs
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From: On the sunny side of life
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Posts: 5030

Re: QM - the mad office

Oh dear, the mint is the spitting image of my office!

*eyes the server with a will in the corner*

*sips her apple-mint tea*

And ow I'm in the office without actually being in the office. One kid is tummy sick, the other has a cold and mom stays home and tries to forget all the stuff she had planned for today ...


In an alternate universe, author Bobby Williams is known for his epic fantasy called, "Recollection, Sadness, and Spike". -- Cyan

 

#3 2012-02-23 09:39:55

Ad1tu
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From: Buffalo
Registered: 2004-02-22
Posts: 2489

Re: QM - the mad office

So my boss crashed the whole server today. 10 minutes after she got here. Basic response: "Well I accidentally closed out of [piece of software that has automatic backup set that multiple people use at the same time] and cancelled the back-up like I normally do but I didn't do anything!" *...*
And then perpetually grumpy lady in billing was complaining that the piece of paper with the credit card number on it didn't have the name, and how was she supposed to know what to put in the name field, and blah blah blah, when the name was on the sheet of paper right under it...

Happy thoughts! Puppies! Unicorns! Rainbows! Kitties!


If you should do what makes you happy, and no one can tell you what makes you happy, then that means no one can tell you what to do!

 

#4 2012-02-23 11:58:35

Magpie
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Re: QM - the mad office

I was asked the weirdest question ever today, by the firewood delivery guy... I regularly get asked if I'm the boss's daughter, which is a reasonable enough guess, given our age difference (35 years) and the fact that it is a small family business. But today? "Are you [the boss]'s wife?"
I just said, "no..." with a a baffled stare, but once he was gone, I hid behind the potting machine and just laughed!


I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness!
- cyan

babbling about books and plants
my crazy customers

 

#5 2012-02-23 12:05:49

Ad1tu
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From: Buffalo
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Re: QM - the mad office

One time I was out to eat with fiancee (then boyfriend) and his mother. The waitress asked if we needed boxes, we all did. She then asked, for the purpose of identifying whose food was whose on the box, if we were "Husband (indicating bf), Wife (indicating bf's mother), Daughter (indicating me)?" We all started laughing, because not only do I not look like either of them, they look very much alike. But bf does look older than he is, and I look younger than I am, so it was understandable and just funny, but the waitress was sooo embarressed over it!


If you should do what makes you happy, and no one can tell you what makes you happy, then that means no one can tell you what to do!

 

#6 2012-02-23 12:37:07

Magpie
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Re: QM - the mad office

That is funny, too!

The strange thing is, everyone always mistakes me for much younger - lots of my customers assume I'm about 16. So ... married to a 60-year-old? Seriously?


I'm in an odd mood this week - now that spring is on its way, I want to go away, I want to travel, see the world - just turn my back on everything and walk away, hike over the hills, hop on a train and go somewhere, anywhere... I won't, of course, and I can't even take time off in spring, but still... how much I wish I could...


I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness!
- cyan

babbling about books and plants
my crazy customers

 

#7 2012-02-23 18:56:15

cyan
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From: Oakland
Registered: 2005-02-16
Posts: 22775

Re: QM - the mad office

G'maen Mint!

My cursed order is done!  The display case was delivered undented and my customer is happy, yay!

My boss has difficulty simply reading emails.  Last week, he accidentally sorted his in box according to the "To" field, and started replying to messages that were two months old.  I regularly remind him about the 'scroll' function.

Also, this new room reminds me of a beach front bar in Cabo San Lucas called 'The Office' - I never minded going there, hee!


"Reality is for those people who can't handle fantasy!" - Genisis X

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#8 2012-02-23 22:59:27

Magpie
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Re: QM - the mad office

I'm finally sleeping better this week - last week, I kept waking up about every hour. But now, I absolutely can't perssuade myself to go to bed at a reasonable time, so I still don't get much sleep. I still dream a lot, though (nothing particularly funny tonight, but at one point I saw some black storks and thought, "wow, I'll have to post in the Mint about this"... well, now I did, but I was a little disappointed to discover they were not real)


I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness!
- cyan

babbling about books and plants
my crazy customers

 

#9 2012-02-24 03:33:53

ylvs
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From: On the sunny side of life
Registered: 2001-06-19
Posts: 5030

Re: QM - the mad office

Cyansighting!

Oh dear friend I hope you are well. Cross fingers for brother-in-law. He has a job interview in SF tomorrow. If it'll work out sister and him move there and we definetly can meet on familiys next trip to CA!

Older daughter and I caught younger daughter's tummy sickness. I really feel bad. Will take a nap.


In an alternate universe, author Bobby Williams is known for his epic fantasy called, "Recollection, Sadness, and Spike". -- Cyan

 

#10 2012-02-24 11:12:17

Magpie
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Posts: 19912
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Re: QM - the mad office

Finally, weekend!

And I'm ridiculously pleased about getting a houseplant trade request on my blog - and one I could say yes to, as well - I had to decline one before because I can't legally send plants to the US.


I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness!
- cyan

babbling about books and plants
my crazy customers

 

#11 2012-02-24 12:14:42

Ad1tu
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From: Buffalo
Registered: 2004-02-22
Posts: 2489

Re: QM - the mad office

Hooray for the cursed order being completed! Always a good thing :)

Work has been managable so far. Nothing too crazy, actually! Although I did get to hear funny stories about my co-worker's daughter's imaginary friends...
Only 3 more hours...!

So I've decided what one of the most frustrating things ever is: Trying to do some kind of project, relying on someone else, and the other person not getting back to you in a timely manner. Or, better yet, people who never get back to you!
The next most frustrating thing is the person that hounds you every day on the status of whatever you're working on, when you have done nothing but keep them up to date as soon as any changes have been made. Yes, it's been 2 hours since I emailed you, no nothing has changed -.-


If you should do what makes you happy, and no one can tell you what makes you happy, then that means no one can tell you what to do!

 

#12 2012-02-24 23:37:55

ylvs
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From: On the sunny side of life
Registered: 2001-06-19
Posts: 5030

Re: QM - the mad office

Yeah weekend!
I'm feeling better again and even consider to resume eating.
The house is still quiet this early morning and I wait for the paper to arrive.


In an alternate universe, author Bobby Williams is known for his epic fantasy called, "Recollection, Sadness, and Spike". -- Cyan

 

#13 2012-02-25 01:37:38

Magpie
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Posts: 19912
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Re: QM - the mad office

Going clothes shopping for a cousin's wedding today. I hate clothes shopping, and I have absolutely no idea what one does wear to a wedding. And then afterwards, I have to visit a friend of my mother's, who needs help with her garden.


I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness!
- cyan

babbling about books and plants
my crazy customers

 

#14 2012-02-25 10:12:12

Magpie
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Re: QM - the mad office

Well, this was an unexpectedly successful day. Admittedly, at times I felt like just sitting in a corner and crying with frustration, because I hate, hate, hate shopping for clothes, and fashion and me are polar opposites, which makes the whole thing worse. My mother dragged me through what felt like a million of stores, but probably were "only" about fifteen (and if I'd been by myself, I wouldn't have gone into a single one). But finally, on the way back to the car, when we'd given up and I was almost determined that I'd simply have to sew a skirt myself (can someone explain to me why you can get short skirts in the winter, but long skirts only in summer?) when we found another little shop that I almost didn't go into because it smelled so strongly of incense. But they had a pretty dress - which, of course, was too big for me.
But my mother says she knows someone who can fix that, so I bought it anyway. And on the way home I realized that I can wear the necklace my father bought me in Morocco with it - I've never worn it because I never had anything to wear it with.

And I got a new jacket for spring, too, which I didn't strictly need, but I'm ridiculously pleased about it - I wanted something brightly-coloured, and it is bright green with a funny pointy hood.

Now I just need to find either a cardigan to wear over the dress, or a shirt to wear under it. And shoes. But I need new shoes anyway.


After that endless trudging-through-stores, I visited a friend of my mother's who recently bought a house, and helped her design her garden, and earned back the money for either the dress or the jacket. (And it was fun, too.)


I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness!
- cyan

babbling about books and plants
my crazy customers

 

#15 2012-02-25 10:15:21

Magpie
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Registered: 2006-03-27
Posts: 19912
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Re: QM - the mad office

Oh, and a funny moment: I'd told my mother I would only go shopping in the morning, when it isn't quite so crowded? And you know when I paid for my dress? At precisely 12 o'clock!


I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness!
- cyan

babbling about books and plants
my crazy customers

 

#16 2012-02-25 11:14:57

Sahi
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From: Assendelft (the Netherlands)
Registered: 2001-06-04
Posts: 37877
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Re: QM - the mad office

Yay for pretty new clothes! Please send us pictures! (Yes, I'll even accept pictures without you in them, but prefer to see them on you.)

*waves at all and sundry* (sundrie? sundree? not a clue how you'd spell it)

I've got lots of packages coming my way now. keyboard/mouse, book, health care stuff, business cards, travel card, music book, t-shirts. What do you mean online shopping spree? *innocent look*


"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein

First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian
You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.

 

#17 2012-02-25 11:41:36

Magpie
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Posts: 19912
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Re: QM - the mad office

Hm, I've just recharged the camera batteries, so I could actually take pictures...

Oh, and sundry was right.

Last edited by Magpie (2012-02-25 11:42:06)


I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness!
- cyan

babbling about books and plants
my crazy customers

 

#18 2012-02-25 12:16:59

Magpie
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From: the town of thistly flowerbeds
Registered: 2006-03-27
Posts: 19912
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Re: QM - the mad office

OK, here goes:
The dress (without me in it, because it doesn't fit right yet, and it still smells so strongly of incense I almost have to hold my breath)
the jacket - it also feels so wonderfully comfortable that I wish I could wear it all the time.
Funny pointy hood (and weird one-eyed Magpie)
And I never even posted pictures of the new sweater I knitted!


I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness!
- cyan

babbling about books and plants
my crazy customers

 

#19 2012-02-25 22:43:30

Jadelin
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From: On the move
Registered: 2001-06-04
Posts: 930

Re: QM - the mad office

My compulsive disorder: When I see a stationary shop, I need to buy something ... anything. Computer age man, I do not even need half of the stuff. I think I can already man our whole department with pencils.

 

#20 2012-02-25 23:15:03

ylvs
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From: On the sunny side of life
Registered: 2001-06-19
Posts: 5030

Re: QM - the mad office

Magpie, what a lovely lovely dress! And it's absolutely appropriate for a wedding.
As far as I know there are only two rules for weddings dresses. First is to dress up very nicely and the second is not to wear white as this is the bride's privilege. Second rule is not heeded strictly anymore as I noticed on the last weddings I attended.
I really like the pointy hood of your jacket as well ... and I wished I would manage to knit a sweater. The last I did was for Medea when she was two years old.

Sunday morning dawns after another night with hardly sleep. The viruses are not conquered yet. This time it was Medea's head I had to hold while she emptied her tummy time and again. I'm sooo tired but it is morning so I can't go back to sleep. I wish I could.


In an alternate universe, author Bobby Williams is known for his epic fantasy called, "Recollection, Sadness, and Spike". -- Cyan

 

#21 2012-02-26 02:07:00

Sahi
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Re: QM - the mad office

They're gorgeous Magpie!

I still have to make time for my brother's cardigan. Especially as I want to do other crafting projects, but won't let myself as the cardigan will never be finished if I start other things.

*sends Ylvs well wishes, some wakefulness and a night full of sleep*


"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein

First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian
You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.

 

#22 2012-02-26 02:39:42

ylvs
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From: On the sunny side of life
Registered: 2001-06-19
Posts: 5030

Re: QM - the mad office

Thanks Sahi, thatbis exactly what I need.
If Medea gets slightly better and accepts to stay with dad instead of mum later, I'll go and seemthe new muppets movie with Freya this afternoon. I so hope it'll work out, I sooo much want to see it!


In an alternate universe, author Bobby Williams is known for his epic fantasy called, "Recollection, Sadness, and Spike". -- Cyan

 

#23 2012-02-26 05:45:24

Sahi
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From: Assendelft (the Netherlands)
Registered: 2001-06-04
Posts: 37877
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Re: QM - the mad office

*crosses fingers*


"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein

First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian
You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.

 

#24 2012-02-26 08:03:59

Sahi
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From: Assendelft (the Netherlands)
Registered: 2001-06-04
Posts: 37877
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Re: QM - the mad office

Why do I always forget about things until they are almost upon me? We'd planned to have a social meeting with our Duchess group next Thursday. Of course I hadn't done anything for it except to let people know the date...

Hadn't heard of anybody yet, so now I've sent a text message to as many people as I had numbers of. Already got one reply, negative. But at least now I know that number is still valid. :) Hopefully I'll get more responses before tomorrow evening, so I can make a reservation.


"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein

First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian
You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.

 

#25 2012-02-26 11:26:13

ylvs
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From: On the sunny side of life
Registered: 2001-06-19
Posts: 5030

Re: QM - the mad office

Did go and watched the Muppets movie. Still have a smle n my face. If you liked the Muppets when you where young this is a must see.

Last edited by ylvs (2012-02-26 11:26:37)


In an alternate universe, author Bobby Williams is known for his epic fantasy called, "Recollection, Sadness, and Spike". -- Cyan

 

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