I knew it. Dust bunnies = Evil.

"This is Ryan Seacrest on location of the latest human-disappearance-dust-bunny incident with a witness of the occurance!  Folks, you won't believe this!  I'll be back to tell you all about it, right after this commercial break."  [HEERE Corporation commercial]

Marian wrote:

Mothers are very useful.

Yeah.  I miss my mommy already.  She hasn't called yet!

cyan wrote:

Marian wrote:

Mothers are very useful.

Yeah.  I miss my mommy already.  She hasn't called yet!

*hugs Cyan*

*hands her another bottle of GG and bendy straw*

"Hi folks, this is Ryan Seacrest, here with an eyewitness account of the dust bunnies attacking. So, is it really true, Mr. Williams? Did you see the attack? Is there a connection?"

"Call me Tad, Ryan. But yes, I saw it. With my own eyes!"

"Tell us what you saw, Tad."

"Well, my wife was reading a story with the children, and I was alone in the room with the victim - I mean, the chihuahua.... " <chokes up>

<Ryan puts hand consolingly on shoulder> "It's okay, man. It's okay. Just... whenever you're ready."

"Well, he let out this little... whimper... and I turned to see what he was on about this time, and he was gone. He just vanished into thin air."

"And that's when you looked under the bed?"

"That's right, Ryan. And that's when I saw them. They were full of a sentience, a presence of being I had never witnessed before.... I felt their malice.

"No one is safe, Ryan. No one."

Last edited by Marian (2008-11-30 18:29:21)

LOL, Marian!

See, that's why I'm not a writer!  I have ideas, but I can't make it move!

Can we really get Ryan to interview Tad? Can I be there! *puppy dog eyes*

cyan wrote:

LOL, Marian!

See, that's why I'm not a writer!  I have ideas, but I can't make it move!

Are you kidding? Yours were awesome!

Em wrote:

Can we really get Ryan to interview Tad? Can I be there! *puppy dog eyes*

Oh my God! There is something that would be fabulously awful about getting Tad and Ryan Seacrest into a room together.

cyan wrote:

Marian wrote:

cyan wrote:

My mom happens to thing the cure is for me to Eat More.

Mmm, and then she probably cooks for you, too? Nice!

Oh yes, mom SOOO cooks!  I could do without the advice-to-a-five-year-old sort of comments.  But then I've come to understand that moms to that regardless of what age you happen to be.  So.  Yeah.  Mom Rocks.

You're lucky. My mom is ... well, I was talk "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."

*says nothing*

Marian wrote:

Em wrote:

Can we really get Ryan to interview Tad? Can I be there! *puppy dog eyes*

Oh my God! There is something that would be fabulously awful about getting Tad and Ryan Seacrest into a room together.

ZOMG, that would be beyond *squee*worthy!

I get stuck in the mechanics of writing -- spelling, punctuation, etc. -- and lose the flow of the story.

Last edited by Em (2008-11-30 18:46:43)

I've come to discover that my main writing block is transition.  As in, moving from one idea or scene to another.  I think of it in terms of clothing-making/designing vs. writing or representation of a story or idea.