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#351 2007-11-12 17:34:00

Firsfron of Ronchester
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Everything tastes like chicken, apparently. You could saute a sea slug in dishwashing detergent and people would say, "Tastes like chicken!"

 

#352 2007-11-12 17:36:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Makes me wonder what chicken tastes like?

Someday will find you.

 

#353 2007-11-12 17:40:00

Firsfron of Ronchester
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Sea slugs sauted in dishwashing detergent. Weren't you listening? ;)

 

#354 2007-11-12 17:47:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Firsfron wrote:

Sea slugs sauted in dishwashing detergent. Weren't you listening? ;)

*removes the slugs from her ears*

You talking to me?

Someday will find you.

 

#355 2007-11-12 18:00:00

Firsfron of Ronchester
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

I said, "I love your ear mufflers!"

 

#356 2007-11-12 18:04:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Thank you! I've another pair *hands Firs a pair of slugs* A little cold at first, but after you get used to them ...

Someday will find you.

 

#357 2007-11-12 18:09:00

Firsfron of Ronchester
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

...they taste just like chicken."

 

#358 2007-11-12 18:11:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

*passes Firs a napkin*

You've just a little slime on your chin, just there.

Someday will find you.

 

#359 2007-11-12 20:29:00

Genisis X
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Cheese is a kind of meat.

-X

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#360 2007-11-13 06:40:00

Stuart
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Cheese is meat?  Two out of three aint bad.

What came first the chicken or the taste of chicken?

I'm going to Frankfurt tomorrow to look at some level crossings, woohoo!

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#361 2007-11-13 07:31:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Cheese is cheese and meat is meat.

They both taste like chicken.

Someday will find you.

 

#362 2007-11-13 08:56:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

oops, sorry, wrong topic.
Blame work. I is tired.

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#363 2007-11-13 18:10:00

The Microphone
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

It's not that everything tastes like chicken, it's that chicken tastes like everything.

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But you couldn't find a decent man, or a word spoken kind.
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#364 2007-11-13 18:14:00

ArcticSwan360
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

No, everything tastes like Chicken but Chicken tastes like Turkey, and since everything tastes like Chicken, then Turkey tastes like Chicken, which means Chicken tastes like Chicken...

There it's settled. I'm going to go play Mario Galaxy for next few days.

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#365 2007-11-14 02:13:00

Stuart
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Not out for two days here!

I love Mario games, they're like a comfy pair of pants (UK pants not US pants), taste like chicken apparently.

I can't believe in all this banter no-one has cracked a single foul gag, not even me.

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#366 2007-11-14 02:22:00

Genisis X
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Stuart wrote:

Not out for two days here!

I love Mario games, they're like a comfy pair of pants (UK pants not US pants), taste like chicken apparently.

I can't believe in all this banter no-one has cracked a single foul gag, not even me.

*Boom-tish*

We have shown remarkable restraint.

-X

Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker."

My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!

 

#367 2007-11-14 03:26:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

tofurkey doesn't taste like chicken... but veganaise does taste like mayonaise.

anywaise.

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#368 2007-11-14 14:13:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

m a x wrote:

... but veganaise does taste like mayonaise.

anywaise.

No waise.

Someday will find you.

 

#369 2007-11-14 14:34:00

Susan Queen of the Univ
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

are we there yet?

Give me a pair of red pumps, and I can conquer the world.

 

#370 2007-11-14 14:38:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Susan Queen of the Universe wrote:

are we there yet?

No -- and stop kicking the back of my seat.

Someday will find you.

 

#371 2007-11-14 17:37:00

Genisis X
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Susan won let me wear her crown!

<tantrum>

-X

Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker."

My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!

 

#372 2007-11-14 17:38:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Genisis X wrote:

Susan won let me wear her crown!

The jester stole the thorny crown.

Someday will find you.

 

#373 2007-11-14 17:47:00

Genisis X
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Aww, man. The music died.

Turn the radio back on! :P

-X

Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker."

My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!

 

#374 2007-11-14 18:01:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

The music died?
The courtroom was adjourned.
No verdict was returned.

Someday will find you.

 

#375 2007-11-14 18:11:00

Genisis X
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

*sigh*

Such a perversion of justice...

-X

Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker."

My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!

 

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