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#51 2007-06-27 06:39:00

Ren
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

Unless they're Scottish in which case they use just one and it's washed after each use and shared until it needs patching, then patched and shared some more...until it's replaced five years later...something about Scottish frugality...too bad I only inherited part of that trait, want to be cheap on all the wrong things and spend money on things I shouldn't...lol


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#52 2007-06-27 07:09:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

Tad wrote:

Yes, but British rubber-users use twice as many.

That's because they re-cycle.


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#53 2007-06-27 14:27:00

xavie
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

Now, talking about recycling - has anybody ever told you about the waste seperation system in Germany? You know, paper waste goes to the paper basket, organic waste goes to the organic waste bin, plastics, rubber etc. go to the residual waste bin.

So, when Germans recycle rubbers, of course, there is the ethical question of where to put the organic substance - all for the sake of mother nature...

 

#54 2007-06-27 16:37:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

Too much information! :)

 

#55 2007-06-28 10:12:00

Stuart
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

Tad wrote:

Yes, but British rubber-users use twice as many.

I know I'll regret this but that is a tongue twister.

It's a fringe thing, and on that subject I really don't undertand why you call them bangs?


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#56 2007-06-28 12:26:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

It's a horse thing.

Cutting a horse's tail square used to be called "bang-tail".

That's what I was taught, anyway.  It might all be lies.  Lies!


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#57 2007-06-28 12:49:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

I read the last two sentences as:

It may all be flies! Flies!

I need help.


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#58 2007-06-28 15:33:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

Only if there as many flies as in the bedroom in (the original) "The Excorcist".

/shudder.


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#59 2007-06-28 16:11:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

*hangs up fly paper strips*


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#60 2007-06-29 06:47:00

xavie
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

I prefer the fly swatter. It just feels more... satisfying.

 

#61 2007-06-29 06:52:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

I even prefer the electrical swatters. They make it possible to snatch them out of the air. (Cause mosquitoes rarely have the courtesy to sit still for long enough to be swatted.)

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#62 2007-06-29 06:53:00

Ren
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

No Bug-zappers are WAY more fun...no effort on your part once hung and hours of humor watching bug-suicides....bugicides?...


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#63 2007-06-29 06:57:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

We keep our house closed enough that mosquitoes are not that much of a problem. It is only rarely that I have to hunt them.

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#64 2007-06-29 07:06:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

weird... I do still not need my mosquito-nets.

My brother found the best way ever to kill flies - only worked once, though: he threw a little rubber ball, and when it bounced back, we saw this mashed fly on the wall...


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#65 2007-06-29 07:57:00

ianvass
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

As a kid, we used to catch flies with our hands and then throw them in a bowl of hot soapy water to kill 'em. Then we'd leave 'em for my mom to clean. It's a lot funner to kill flies au natural followed up by my mom yelling at us for being gross. :)

Good times, good times...

On a semi-unrelated note, I discovered once that you can drown a fly and then even if you wait a while, you pour salt on him and he'll come back to life. One day when I was exceptionally bored, I drowned and resurrected the same fly 3 times in one hour. Try it! It really works!

(See what kind of neato mosquito things you can learn here in the Smarch?)


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#66 2007-06-29 08:03:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

that's ... interesting.

what's a fly without wings? - a walk. For a while, my friends and I found it very funny to produce walks.
Later on, I just caught them alive and fed them to my carnicorous plant.
Oh, and one summer, there was a lizard in the gardenn that I fed them to.


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#67 2007-06-29 08:33:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

xavia wrote:

I prefer the fly swatter. It just feels more... satisfying.

I'm very fond of the rolled-up-hand-towel method.  I got very good at snapping flies off overhead things I couldn't reach when I worked in a deli.


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#68 2007-06-29 14:15:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

We used to pour salt on snails.


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#69 2007-06-29 14:18:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

my mother puts them into a bucket of salt water. I just hack them in half with my hoe. Appalling enough.


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#70 2007-06-29 14:19:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

If you pull the legs off of a grandaddy long-legs, they grow back. *sag nod*


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#71 2007-06-29 15:48:00

Genisis X
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

Em wrote:

If you pull the legs off of a grandaddy long-legs, they grow back. *sag nod*

So do the strings of Russel Crowe's guitar, unfortunately.

-X


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#72 2007-06-29 16:29:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

Easiest way to get rid of flies and mosquitoes: get a cat....!!

I never have any flies (live ones), walks or mosquitoes, cause Bobby eats them all... Perfect situation....


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#73 2007-06-29 16:32:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

hahahaha! the mention of walks made me laugh aloud.
It's such a silly joke, really.
*still laughing*


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#74 2007-06-29 16:32:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

Our cats think palmetto bugs (really beeeeg cockroaches that we get down here and, like Kudzu, are unkillable and unstopable) were invented for this amusement.

I come downstairs some mornings to find bug legs. Nothing else, just the legs.

I guess the cats don't like dark meat?


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#75 2007-06-29 16:37:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans

Well... I do find the occasional temporary walk in my living room, but they don't stay for long.... Bobby usually lets them suffer for onl a short while.... letting them walk around....and then eating them...

He actually goes quite crazy with flies etc.... cannot sit still when there's a flying/walking creature in the house!


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