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- Ren
- Pilgrim
- From: Austin, Tx
- Registered: 2001-07-29
- Posts: 14965
Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
Unless they're Scottish in which case they use just one and it's washed after each use and shared until it needs patching, then patched and shared some more...until it's replaced five years later...something about Scottish frugality...too bad I only inherited part of that trait, want to be cheap on all the wrong things and spend money on things I shouldn't...lol
"You know, if you ate more comfort food you'd probably kill less people" - Hurley, Lost
- Em
- Mantis
- From: somewhere left of reality
- Registered: 2004-12-28
- Posts: 42272
Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
Tad wrote:Yes, but British rubber-users use twice as many.
That's because they re-cycle.
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- xavie
- Pilgrim
- From: The Netherlands
- Registered: 2006-01-22
- Posts: 790
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
Now, talking about recycling - has anybody ever told you about the waste seperation system in Germany? You know, paper waste goes to the paper basket, organic waste goes to the organic waste bin, plastics, rubber etc. go to the residual waste bin.
So, when Germans recycle rubbers, of course, there is the ethical question of where to put the organic substance - all for the sake of mother nature...
- Stuart
- Pilgrim
- From: Yorkshire
- Registered: 2002-07-08
- Posts: 3736
Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
Tad wrote:Yes, but British rubber-users use twice as many.
I know I'll regret this but that is a tongue twister.
It's a fringe thing, and on that subject I really don't undertand why you call them bangs?
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- Tad
- Hierarch
- From: California
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
It's a horse thing.
Cutting a horse's tail square used to be called "bang-tail".
That's what I was taught, anyway. It might all be lies. Lies!
"God bless your crooked little heart." - Tom Waits
- Em
- Mantis
- From: somewhere left of reality
- Registered: 2004-12-28
- Posts: 42272
Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
I read the last two sentences as:
It may all be flies! Flies!
I need help.
Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.
- Viduus
- Pilgrim
- From: Ontario, Canada
- Registered: 2006-06-09
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
Only if there as many flies as in the bedroom in (the original) "The Excorcist".
/shudder.
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- Em
- Mantis
- From: somewhere left of reality
- Registered: 2004-12-28
- Posts: 42272
Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
*hangs up fly paper strips*
Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.
- xavie
- Pilgrim
- From: The Netherlands
- Registered: 2006-01-22
- Posts: 790
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
I prefer the fly swatter. It just feels more... satisfying.
- Sahi
- Mantis
- From: Assendelft (the Netherlands)
- Registered: 2001-06-04
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
I even prefer the electrical swatters. They make it possible to snatch them out of the air. (Cause mosquitoes rarely have the courtesy to sit still for long enough to be swatted.)
yalahii.
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- Ren
- Pilgrim
- From: Austin, Tx
- Registered: 2001-07-29
- Posts: 14965
Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
No Bug-zappers are WAY more fun...no effort on your part once hung and hours of humor watching bug-suicides....bugicides?...
"You know, if you ate more comfort food you'd probably kill less people" - Hurley, Lost
- Sahi
- Mantis
- From: Assendelft (the Netherlands)
- Registered: 2001-06-04
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
We keep our house closed enough that mosquitoes are not that much of a problem. It is only rarely that I have to hunt them.
yalahii.
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- Magpie
- Mantis
- From: the town of thistly flowerbeds
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
weird... I do still not need my mosquito-nets.
My brother found the best way ever to kill flies - only worked once, though: he threw a little rubber ball, and when it bounced back, we saw this mashed fly on the wall...
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- ianvass
- Pilgrim
- From: Dallas, TX
- Registered: 2001-08-26
- Posts: 112
Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
As a kid, we used to catch flies with our hands and then throw them in a bowl of hot soapy water to kill 'em. Then we'd leave 'em for my mom to clean. It's a lot funner to kill flies au natural followed up by my mom yelling at us for being gross. :)
Good times, good times...
On a semi-unrelated note, I discovered once that you can drown a fly and then even if you wait a while, you pour salt on him and he'll come back to life. One day when I was exceptionally bored, I drowned and resurrected the same fly 3 times in one hour. Try it! It really works!
(See what kind of neato mosquito things you can learn here in the Smarch?)
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- Magpie
- Mantis
- From: the town of thistly flowerbeds
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that's ... interesting.
what's a fly without wings? - a walk. For a while, my friends and I found it very funny to produce walks. Later on, I just caught them alive and fed them to my carnicorous plant. Oh, and one summer, there was a lizard in the gardenn that I fed them to.
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- Jaime
- Pilgrim
- From: Wilmington, NC
- Registered: 2001-06-01
- Posts: 11441
Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
xavia wrote:I prefer the fly swatter. It just feels more... satisfying.
I'm very fond of the rolled-up-hand-towel method. I got very good at snapping flies off overhead things I couldn't reach when I worked in a deli.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
-- Heinlein
- Em
- Mantis
- From: somewhere left of reality
- Registered: 2004-12-28
- Posts: 42272
Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
We used to pour salt on snails.
Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.
- Magpie
- Mantis
- From: the town of thistly flowerbeds
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
my mother puts them into a bucket of salt water. I just hack them in half with my hoe. Appalling enough.
I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness! - cyan babbling about books and plantsmy crazy customers
- Em
- Mantis
- From: somewhere left of reality
- Registered: 2004-12-28
- Posts: 42272
Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
If you pull the legs off of a grandaddy long-legs, they grow back. *sag nod*
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- Genisis X
- Pilgrim
- From: Canberra
- Registered: 2005-05-08
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
Em wrote:If you pull the legs off of a grandaddy long-legs, they grow back. *sag nod*
So do the strings of Russel Crowe's guitar, unfortunately.
-X
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- Libra-in-a-roundabout-way
- Mantis
- From: the lowlands
- Registered: 2006-03-29
- Posts: 10990
Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
Easiest way to get rid of flies and mosquitoes: get a cat....!!
I never have any flies (live ones), walks or mosquitoes, cause Bobby eats them all... Perfect situation....
"If you say that getting the money is the most important thing, you will spend you life completely wasting your time. You'll be doing things you don't like doing in order to go on living, that is, to go on doing things you don't like doing... which is stupid." ~ Alan Watts
- Magpie
- Mantis
- From: the town of thistly flowerbeds
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
hahahaha! the mention of walks made me laugh aloud. It's such a silly joke, really. *still laughing*
I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness! - cyan babbling about books and plantsmy crazy customers
- Em
- Mantis
- From: somewhere left of reality
- Registered: 2004-12-28
- Posts: 42272
Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
Our cats think palmetto bugs (really beeeeg cockroaches that we get down here and, like Kudzu, are unkillable and unstopable) were invented for this amusement.
I come downstairs some mornings to find bug legs. Nothing else, just the legs.
I guess the cats don't like dark meat?
Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.
- Libra-in-a-roundabout-way
- Mantis
- From: the lowlands
- Registered: 2006-03-29
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Re: DOGBLOG: Last of the Doghicans
Well... I do find the occasional temporary walk in my living room, but they don't stay for long.... Bobby usually lets them suffer for onl a short while.... letting them walk around....and then eating them...
He actually goes quite crazy with flies etc.... cannot sit still when there's a flying/walking creature in the house!
"If you say that getting the money is the most important thing, you will spend you life completely wasting your time. You'll be doing things you don't like doing in order to go on living, that is, to go on doing things you don't like doing... which is stupid." ~ Alan Watts
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