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#626 2007-04-05 06:25:00

Ren
Pilgrim
From: Austin, Tx
Registered: 2001-07-29
Posts: 14959

Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Tad wrote:

I have decided that Frankie Big Ears is not a boring old chihuahua, but one of the fancy new hybrids, a la "labradoodles" and "buggles".  Thus, he is either a "ringo" -- the aforementioned rat-dingo cross -- or a "hackal", hamster + jackal.

(Could also be a "jamster", I suppose.)

If you call it a jamster tho, won't some folks get funny ideas about the exact purpose of the pet? is - where to jam it?
Is it the new gen version of gerbils?

"You know, if you ate more comfort food you'd probably kill less people"
- Hurley, Lost

 

#627 2007-04-05 06:31:00

Stuart
Pilgrim
From: Yorkshire
Registered: 2002-07-08
Posts: 3736

Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

C'mon, you know where it must be jammed.

In the Jamster wheel of Dooooom!!!!!!

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#628 2007-04-05 09:32:00

rybolton
Pilgrim
From: Snowboarding somewhere...
Registered: 2006-08-08
Posts: 70
Website

Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Next Blog Topic Title?

"The Return of Jamster the Wicked and his Ringo's of Destruction!"

"Even more sorry, I be, but he says tha canst not meet the queen today, because one of tha twain smells very, very wicked indeed."

 

#629 2007-04-05 09:54:00

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42255

Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

*hears the ominous creaking of the overstressed message board*

Are we supposed to stand under a doorway when a message board is about to self-destruct (having reached page 26)?

Or head for the storm cellar?

Someday will find you.

 

#630 2007-04-05 11:06:00

Ren
Pilgrim
From: Austin, Tx
Registered: 2001-07-29
Posts: 14959

Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Nah, this section is Tad-Proofed (tm)

*stands in doorway just to be sure*

Can never trust builders these days...

"You know, if you ate more comfort food you'd probably kill less people"
- Hurley, Lost

 

#631 2007-04-05 11:20:00

rybolton
Pilgrim
From: Snowboarding somewhere...
Registered: 2006-08-08
Posts: 70
Website

Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

You certainly can't trust Authors who moonlight as builders.  Eek!

*ducks into the doorway with Ren*

"Even more sorry, I be, but he says tha canst not meet the queen today, because one of tha twain smells very, very wicked indeed."

 

#632 2007-04-05 11:40:00

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42255

Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

*sees that the doorway is inhabited and heads for the storm cellar*

I think it's a twister.

Someday will find you.

 

#633 2007-04-05 11:58:00

rybolton
Pilgrim
From: Snowboarding somewhere...
Registered: 2006-08-08
Posts: 70
Website

Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Em wrote:

*sees that the doorway is inhabited and heads for the storm cellar*

I think it's a twister.

Don't forget to save all the puppies!  I suppose, if you're in a hurry, more can always be made...

"Even more sorry, I be, but he says tha canst not meet the queen today, because one of tha twain smells very, very wicked indeed."

 

#634 2007-04-05 12:05:00

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42255

Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!

Someday will find you.

 

#635 2007-04-05 12:15:00

Stuart
Pilgrim
From: Yorkshire
Registered: 2002-07-08
Posts: 3736

Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Is this still Kansas?

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