Pages: 1 … 24 25 26
Topic closed
- Ren
- Pilgrim
- From: Austin, Tx
- Registered: 2001-07-29
- Posts: 14970
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Tad wrote:I have decided that Frankie Big Ears is not a boring old chihuahua, but one of the fancy new hybrids, a la "labradoodles" and "buggles". Thus, he is either a "ringo" -- the aforementioned rat-dingo cross -- or a "hackal", hamster + jackal.
(Could also be a "jamster", I suppose.)
If you call it a jamster tho, won't some folks get funny ideas about the exact purpose of the pet? is - where to jam it?
Is it the new gen version of gerbils?
"You know, if you ate more comfort food you'd probably kill less people"
- Hurley, Lost
- Stuart
- Pilgrim
- From: Yorkshire
- Registered: 2002-07-08
- Posts: 3736
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
C'mon, you know where it must be jammed.
In the Jamster wheel of Dooooom!!!!!!
...- --- - . / .-.. .. .-.. -.-- !
- rybolton
- Pilgrim
- From: Snowboarding somewhere...
- Registered: 2006-08-08
- Posts: 70
- Website
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Next Blog Topic Title?
"The Return of Jamster the Wicked and his Ringo's of Destruction!"
"Even more sorry, I be, but he says tha canst not meet the queen today, because one of tha twain smells very, very wicked indeed."
- Em
- Mantis
- From: somewhere left of reality
- Registered: 2004-12-28
- Posts: 42304
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
*hears the ominous creaking of the overstressed message board*
Are we supposed to stand under a doorway when a message board is about to self-destruct (having reached page 26)?
Or head for the storm cellar?
"Ho, Ho," says the Keeper of the Beat. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.
- Ren
- Pilgrim
- From: Austin, Tx
- Registered: 2001-07-29
- Posts: 14970
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Nah, this section is Tad-Proofed (tm)
*stands in doorway just to be sure*
Can never trust builders these days...
"You know, if you ate more comfort food you'd probably kill less people"
- Hurley, Lost
- rybolton
- Pilgrim
- From: Snowboarding somewhere...
- Registered: 2006-08-08
- Posts: 70
- Website
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
You certainly can't trust Authors who moonlight as builders. Eek!
*ducks into the doorway with Ren*
"Even more sorry, I be, but he says tha canst not meet the queen today, because one of tha twain smells very, very wicked indeed."
- Em
- Mantis
- From: somewhere left of reality
- Registered: 2004-12-28
- Posts: 42304
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
*sees that the doorway is inhabited and heads for the storm cellar*
I think it's a twister.
"Ho, Ho," says the Keeper of the Beat. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.
- rybolton
- Pilgrim
- From: Snowboarding somewhere...
- Registered: 2006-08-08
- Posts: 70
- Website
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Em wrote:*sees that the doorway is inhabited and heads for the storm cellar*
I think it's a twister.
Don't forget to save all the puppies! I suppose, if you're in a hurry, more can always be made...
"Even more sorry, I be, but he says tha canst not meet the queen today, because one of tha twain smells very, very wicked indeed."
- Em
- Mantis
- From: somewhere left of reality
- Registered: 2004-12-28
- Posts: 42304
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!
"Ho, Ho," says the Keeper of the Beat. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.
- Stuart
- Pilgrim
- From: Yorkshire
- Registered: 2002-07-08
- Posts: 3736
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
...- --- - . / .-.. .. .-.. -.-- !
Topic closed
Pages: 1 … 24 25 26
|
|
|
|
|
