- Genisis X
- Pilgrim
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Cecil and Cecil go to the fair. Cecil wants to ride the ferris wheel, but Cecil is afraid of heights. So, Cecil opts to wait on a park bench where he can see Cecil riding the ferris wheel.
After about ten minutes there is a mechanical failure and the entire wheel comes crashing down to the earth. Cecil, in a panic, rushes over to the debris and hurriedly uncovers Cecil from the wreckage.
"Cecil! Cecil!" Cecil cries, "Are you hurt?" "Hurt!" Cecil replies despondantly. "Of course I'm hurt. Three revolutions and you didn't even wave!"
-X
Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker." My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!
- Em
- Mantis
- From: somewhere left of reality
- Registered: 2004-12-28
- Posts: 42282
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
*hee, Gen*
How do you keep a Smarcher in suspense?
Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.
- Genisis X
- Pilgrim
- From: Canberra
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Em wrote:*hee, Gen*
How do you keep a Smarcher in suspense?
rofl...
-X
Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker." My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!
- rybolton
- Pilgrim
- From: Snowboarding somewhere...
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Well I made it to the book signing in Seattle, thanks Tad, it was great to speak with you.
"Even more sorry, I be, but he says tha canst not meet the queen today, because one of tha twain smells very, very wicked indeed."
- Miiru
- Pilgrim
- From: Just a bit left of center.
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
~so much sulking about the distinct lack of Tad on the East Coast~
Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse. -wiked
- chamberk
- Pilgrim
- From: Athens, GA
- Registered: 2001-12-29
- Posts: 3219
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Miiru wrote:~so much sulking about the distinct lack of Tad on the East Coast~
You and me both.
"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows." - Bob Dylan
- chamberk
- Pilgrim
- From: Athens, GA
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Also, I must say, excellent book so far, Tad. I just about fell out of my chair when I read one part.
"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows." - Bob Dylan
- Genisis X
- Pilgrim
- From: Canberra
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Miiru wrote:~so much sulking about the distinct lack of Tad on the East Coast~
At least he is in the same hemisphere.
-X
Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker." My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!
- Em
- Mantis
- From: somewhere left of reality
- Registered: 2004-12-28
- Posts: 42282
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Ya, know, Tad. Your most adoring fans live on the EAST Coast. It's okay. I can't tell east from west either. :oP
Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.
- Stuart
- Pilgrim
- From: Yorkshire
- Registered: 2002-07-08
- Posts: 3736
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
lets not forget Yorkshire, blessed county and home of it's most famous city, er York.
We have bookshops and fans too.
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- Viduus
- Pilgrim
- From: Ontario, Canada
- Registered: 2006-06-09
- Posts: 131
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Here's one to tell your kids:
A duck walks into a pharmacy and says: "Gimme some chapstick! And put it on my bill!"
*waits for collective groans*
Kamiko: "Yeah, the power of Gods. That's why we do this writing stuff anyway :P"
Cackalacky Matt Jay: "It's to appease our inner megalomaniacs. ;-)"
- Em
- Mantis
- From: somewhere left of reality
- Registered: 2004-12-28
- Posts: 42282
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.
- silhouette
- Pilgrim
- From: W.Yorkshire
- Registered: 2005-09-13
- Posts: 276
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
This seems like a good place to say I just finished the new book, and well done/thank you for writing another corker. Couldn't put it down, I actually missed my dinner for it. Now that's praise.
And all you wishing well fools with your fortunes someone should send you a rose.
- The Microphone
- Pilgrim
- From: The End of Time
- Registered: 2002-02-25
- Posts: 3958
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Durm dee durm.
Three men walk into a bar. The fourth man ducks. The first three walk back out of the bar, look at their friend and say, "Why did you feel the urge to turn into a waterfowl, Harry?" Then a mafia hit squad drives by and opens fire. Ironically, two men were crossing the street with an I-beam at that exact moment, and the hitmen drive straight into it, causing the car to explode violently before the hitmen can do any damage. The duck stands back up and turns to his friends and says, "Damn! And I had such a good punchline, too!"
I just made that up.
For a dollar you could find a girl of every possible design, But you couldn't find a decent man, or a word spoken kind.~Rum Brave, Murder By Death Microphobe's Art Space || The Downwright's Arena
- Em
- Mantis
- From: somewhere left of reality
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
A blonde, a priest and a rabbi walked into a bar.
The bartender says "what is this, a joke"?
Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.
- Stuart
- Pilgrim
- From: Yorkshire
- Registered: 2002-07-08
- Posts: 3736
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
I feel like I should apologise, I would appear to have caused a poor joke epidemic.
I have to say, that I resisted the urge to say pundemic for fear of retribution, but then I realised people would expect no less, hence the edit to insert the p word.
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- rybolton
- Pilgrim
- From: Snowboarding somewhere...
- Registered: 2006-08-08
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Could be worse, we could still be talking about where puppies come from...
"Even more sorry, I be, but he says tha canst not meet the queen today, because one of tha twain smells very, very wicked indeed."
- chamberk
- Pilgrim
- From: Athens, GA
- Registered: 2001-12-29
- Posts: 3219
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Silhouette wrote:This seems like a good place to say I just finished the new book, and well done/thank you for writing another corker. Couldn't put it down, I actually missed my dinner for it. Now that's praise.
I'm reading it now and I really want to yell and scream things BUT, I think you and I are the only ones past page 500. Gah!
"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows." - Bob Dylan
- Magpie
- Mantis
- From: the town of thistly flowerbeds
- Registered: 2006-03-27
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
I still haven't managed more than a few chapters. But, it has helped me through two tough days already.
I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness! - cyan babbling about books and plantsmy crazy customers
- Em
- Mantis
- From: somewhere left of reality
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- Posts: 42282
Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Stuart wrote:I feel like I should apologise, I would appear to have caused a poor joke epidemic.
I have to say, that I resisted the urge to say pundemic for fear of retribution, but then I realised people would expect no less, hence the edit to insert the p word.
We are quite used to your punishment, sir. *grins*
Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.
- Stuart
- Pilgrim
- From: Yorkshire
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- Em
- Mantis
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Stuart wrote:Good punt, well made.
Is there going to be a punt return?
Or did I score?
Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.
- The Microphone
- Pilgrim
- From: The End of Time
- Registered: 2002-02-25
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
*hands Em a puppy*
He just came outta nowhere, so you can keep him...
For a dollar you could find a girl of every possible design, But you couldn't find a decent man, or a word spoken kind.~Rum Brave, Murder By Death Microphobe's Art Space || The Downwright's Arena
- Tad
- Hierarch
- From: California
- Registered: 2001-05-30
- Posts: 6981
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
And every time you blow up my topic with silliness, God kicks a poor child a hundred miles in the air.
For shame, you lot!
I'm on the road and I don't have my specialty keyboard, which means I have to hunt-and-peck my way -- very slow. So the posts will be short. But I'm here, watching the urchins fly like Nerf footballs...
"God bless your crooked little heart." - Tom Waits
- Miiru
- Pilgrim
- From: Just a bit left of center.
- Registered: 2001-06-20
- Posts: 14675
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
It's okay. They like it. Listen to them scream with laughter!
...I fully expect a knock on my door from social services any day now because of comments like this.
Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse. -wiked
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