That's right I throw lemons and you turn it into Lemonade, an overblown charity record, who's that warbling at the back, is that you Bob?

Got to go now, need to put ale in my cake hole.

[ March 06, 2007: Message edited by: Stuart ]

Purple crocodile! *Dutchie commercial reference*

Stuart, they DO have marshmallow shooters...

Yalahii.

But what if someone attacks us with a point-ed stick?

Miiru wrote:

But what if someone attacks us with a point-ed stick?

We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!

Genisis X wrote:

But if someone attacks you with a chihuahua your just plain screwed.

-X

Yeah. The damn thing will yap you to death.

Death by Chihuahua!!!!!

there is no escape from the Chihuahuas.  don't bother running.

just lie down right there.

good boy!

Stuart wrote:

Ah, there is no defence against the chihuahua attack; have you tried a Mexican stand-off?

Can't find any mexicans.

-X

Yes, and no matter how much guacamole I dipped it in, I still got indigestion.

Talking of spice someone at work just told me a terrible joke, so in my true tradition of punning the dog's blog.

A lady walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the bar tender gave her one.

Apologies in advance, and as per usual, if you have to ask, don't.

[ March 07, 2007: Message edited by: Stuart ]

A cheese sandwich walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

(For the less hi-brow folk.)

here's a good joke.

  They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish...then he has to get a fishing license. But he doesn't have any money, so he has to get a job and enter the social security system. And he has to file taxes, and you're gonna audit the poor son of a b&%$! because he's not really good at math. You pull the IRS van up to his house and take everything. You take his velvet Elvis and his toothbrush and his p&%$" pump and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the 1. All because you wanted to eat a fish, and you couldn't even cook the fish because you need a permit for an open flame. And then the health department is gonna wanna ask you a bunch of questions about where you're going to dispose of the scales and the guts. This is not a sanitary environment. And ladies and gentleman, if you get sick and tired of it at the end of the day, it's not even legal to kill yourself in this country. You were born free and you got *&$%ed out of half of it, and you wave a flag celebrating that fact...If you wanna fix the pledge of allegiance, put a disclaimer at the end: With liberty and justice for all...must be 18, void where prohibited, some restrictions may apply, not available in all states."
~~Doug Stanhope

touche'!

*giggles at Sister*

It's a US kinda of joke. The sad thing is, the people Wolfshade described, they live here (in the South). :o/ Jeff Foxworthy is right!

I like yours. It transcends language / country boundaries.