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- Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Micron wrote:Nobody moves or the kitten gets it!
*duck tapes Mike's hands behind his back so no kittens will die today*
Someday will find you.
- The Microphone
- Pilgrim
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
All it would take is a little manual dexterity from this position.
For a dollar you could find a girl of every possible design,
But you couldn't find a decent man, or a word spoken kind.~Rum Brave, Murder By Death Microphobe's Art Space || The Downwright's Arena
- Em
- Mantis
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Do you enjoy killing kittens?
Someday will find you.
- Jendaiya
- Pilgrim
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Tad is going to toss us into the Volcano of Doom, you know.
Beauty will save the world.
~Prince Myshkin,
The Idiot, by Dostoevsky
- rybolton
- Pilgrim
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Micron wrote:All it would take is a little manual dexterity from this position.
Are you saying that the Internet should come with a warning label?
"WARNING: Extended Internet useage may be harmful to your kittens health!"
Jendaiya wrote:Tad is going to toss us into the Volcano of Doom, you know.
You're probably right. Think I'll take a break...
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"Even more sorry, I be, but he says tha canst not meet the queen today, because one of tha twain smells very, very wicked indeed."
- Em
- Mantis
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Jendaiya wrote:Tad is going to toss us into the Volcano of Doom, you know.
The Big Woo?
*puts on her leis of Doom*
*hands some to Jen*
Someday will find you.
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- Pilgrim
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
rybolton wrote:"WARNING: Extended Internet useage may be harmful to your kittens health!"
"May cause blindness."
And I must say that typing with my hands duct taped behind my back takes considerable care.
For a dollar you could find a girl of every possible design,
But you couldn't find a decent man, or a word spoken kind.~Rum Brave, Murder By Death Microphobe's Art Space || The Downwright's Arena
- Em
- Mantis
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
But at least no kittens are being killed.
Someday will find you.
- Genisis X
- Pilgrim
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Williams law:
"Any topic that gets too full will begin to resonate so strongly with Silliness that life itself becomes grim and insupportable. Or just too silly."
How. The hell. Is this thread going to get any sillier?
The world is set to explode and then all the kittens will be doomed!
Doomed I say!
-X
Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker." My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!
- Miiru
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Genisis X wrote:
How. The hell. Is this thread going to get any sillier?
Ye of little faith.
Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse.
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- Genisis X
- Pilgrim
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
I really should know better, shouldn't I?
-X
Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker." My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!
- Genisis X
- Pilgrim
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Wolfshade wrote:where am I?
Over there.
*points*
-X
Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker." My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!
- Sahi
- Mantis
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein
First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian
You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.
- rybolton
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Sahi wrote:Wow... Just wow...
Pretty much...
Finally beat Guitar Hero on hard... Now for expert! YAY!
Does the Chihuahua of Doom play the guitar? What do villains usually do in their off time? You know, when they're not being nefarious? I mean, the more believable super-villains would do something other than plot the destruction of whatever they're planning to destroy... I would think to make a villain more realistic we should find out what they like to do in their leisure time.
How about a super-villain who plays golf? Okay bad example, almost every corporate head plays golf... Too many to choose from...
Perhaps he's into collecting stamps, but not just any stamps, he collects the stamps from his neighbors' letters before they're mailed. He's got a little scrapbook for them with pictures of the homeowner next door talking to the mailman about the mysterious vanishing postage. Our anti-hero likes to look at them and think to himself, "Ah, the simple pleasures of life."
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[ March 04, 2007: Message edited by: rybolton ]
"Even more sorry, I be, but he says tha canst not meet the queen today, because one of tha twain smells very, very wicked indeed."
- Genisis X
- Pilgrim
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Crochet. An super villan who is into crochet.
Spooky huh.
-X
Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker." My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!
- Miiru
- Pilgrim
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse.
-wiked
- Genisis X
- Pilgrim
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Miiru wrote:Pfft. Mine do macrame.
My crochet eats your fancy knot for breakfast! Cos it has fricken laser beams attatched to its... thread. Take that!
-X
Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker." My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!
- Em
- Mantis
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Genisis X wrote:
My crochet eats your fancy knot for breakfast! Cos it has fricken laser beams attatched to its... thread. Take that!
-X
Well, Cyan can beat you both with her knittingness ... beware the flashing needles of DOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Someday will find you.
- Wolfshade
- Pilgrim
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Micron wrote:
...everyone knows that when a man masturbates, God kills a kitten. Strangely, no everyone is aware that whenever a woman masturbates, God creates a puppy.
It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.
"The rhythm is broken by continuous illumination, continuous darkness, or by decapitation." M.Morita and J.B.Best. The Journal of Experimental Zoology. 231: 273-282 (1984) http://twitter.com/wolfshadehttp://www.fullcastpodcast.com
- rybolton
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
And I thought we'd avoided this topic long enough that it wouldn't be brought up again...
Silly me...
"Even more sorry, I be, but he says tha canst not meet the queen today, because one of tha twain smells very, very wicked indeed."
- Em
- Mantis
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Hee, Rybolton. Smarchers never forget - and the sillier the conversation the more likely they are to remember.
Could that be an add-on to the Williams' Law?
Someday will find you.
- Magpie
- Mantis
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
*peers in*
*stares*
I thought I had learned not to be astounded by anything here by how...
*backs out again*
I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness! - cyan babbling about books and plantsmy crazy customers
- Em
- Mantis
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom
Magpie, are you blushing?
Someday will find you.
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