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#1 2006-03-08 14:46:00

Tad
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DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

In honor of my son, who has chosen his own path to supervillainy.

"I've got you now, my pretty!  And you'll watch, watch in horror as I solve these quite difficult equations!  (If you don't mind, that is -- I mean, unless you had anything else planned.)  Ah-hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


"God bless your crooked little heart."

- Tom Waits

 

#2 2006-03-08 14:54:00

Olaf
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Wanted to post this in the old DOGBLOG, but was probably only seconds too late...

Anyway, nice shiny topic.

Re: The review of "Shadowmarch: Die Grenze" in "Süddeutsche Zeitung"


Ran out today and managed to get a copy of yesterday's paper. The review (Title:"The Lesson of the Twilight People") is quite postive and stresses the symbolic meaning of "grayness" that is attributed to the Qar in the book.
The last lines read something like this:

"The intelligence and inventiveness of Tad Williams are remarkable. Even readers who are not fantasy aficionados will be anxiously waiting for the next volumes."

 

#3 2006-03-08 15:08:00

deegec
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Tad wrote:

In honor of my son, who has chosen his own path to supervillainy.

"I've got you now, my pretty!  And you'll watch, watch in horror as I solve these quite difficult equations!  (If you don't mind, that is -- I mean, unless you had anything else planned.)  Ah-hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

My 6 year old daughter would be totally impressed.  No, really.

 

#4 2006-03-08 16:53:00

Genisis X
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Taking over the world between meal times, the true british way.

Even though he is obviosly American.

-X


Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker."

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#5 2006-03-08 17:08:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Genisis X wrote:

Taking over the world between meal times...

You're not supposed to take over the world between meal times ... er ... I meant "snack" between meal times.

Sorry. Carry on.


Someday will find you.

 

#6 2006-03-08 17:11:00

Genisis X
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Don't worry, I get those two confuzed all the time. I was standing atop the harbour bridge one day and declared to all in my boomy god voice that I was going to snack!

Nobody cared for some reason.

Victory wasn't mine.

-X


Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker."

My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!

 

#7 2006-03-08 17:35:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Let's see - the world or a Twinkie? Hard decision.


Someday will find you.

 

#8 2006-03-08 18:21:00

seneadis
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

i'd rather have the twinkie, if you don't mind. taking over the world is a stressy bussiness, i had to give my theme park on hawaii when it all broke down...*sobs*


This might not be entirely true, but then, in the end, what is?

 

#9 2006-03-08 19:30:00

Jaime
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

If you ask me, the Twinkies are the supervillains nobody will know about until suddenly they've taken over the world.


Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

-- Heinlein

 

#10 2006-03-08 21:11:00

Gigi
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Genisis X wrote:

Taking over the world between meal times, the true british way.

Even though he is obviosly American.

Well, he's half English, so maybe there's a genetic component to the whole thing?  If he starts hollering about tea and biscuits, we'll know for sure :)


Giggling Lady of Doom

 

#11 2006-03-08 23:07:00

dragondawn
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

*whispers to geeg*

when the heck did connor get to be nine and talking about girls?!? he was 6 last time i saw him, holding hands with terry pratchett at conjose. *sob* help me to my rocker willya?


My religion is to live and die without regret. ~ Milarepa

 

#12 2006-03-09 00:29:00

Sahi
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Yes, Lian, you got it all right. *points at the old Dogblog*

Yalahii.


"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein

First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian
You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.

 

#13 2006-03-09 00:39:00

Stuart
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Does he have a secret shute from chez Williams to the Math and Manners Cave, accessible via the subtle push of three pocket calculator buttons and on the way down he turns into Math and Manners Man, via a suitably fast fourier transform, with discrete values, of course.

I think I need to sleep more before I give any more secrets away. To the Scat cave, with my faithful sidekick Minnie the Moocher.


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#14 2006-03-09 08:56:00

Ruby
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Who wants to conquer the world, just look at it. Nope, thats no good. I'll go for AlphaCentauri and have my very own solar-system... and less problems with the neighbors and wanna-be-conquerers ^^


Dream on.

 

#15 2006-03-09 12:59:00

ylvs
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Olaf wrote:


Re: The review of "Shadowmarch: Die Grenze" in "Süddeutsche Zeitung"

Ran out today and managed to get a copy of yesterday's paper.

So you have it, Olaf. I kept the page just in case you did not notice it in time.

Somehow I knew you'd want to have it :-)


In an alternate universe, author Bobby Williams is known for his epic fantasy called, "Recollection, Sadness, and Spike". -- Cyan

 

#16 2006-03-09 19:59:00

Gigi
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

dragondawn wrote:

*whispers to geeg*

when the heck did connor get to be nine and talking about girls?!? he was 6 last time i saw him, holding hands with terry pratchett at conjose. *sob* help me to my rocker willya?

They grow when we aren't looking.  We, of course, haven't been looking much of late - so the little buggers have grown a lot

I'd help you to your rocker, deary, but I don't see as well as I used to and there's just no telling where you'd end up!


Giggling Lady of Doom

 

#17 2006-03-10 13:51:00

StLWriter
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Gigi wrote:



I'd help you to your rocker, deary, but I don't see as well as I used to and there's just no telling where you'd end up!

Obviously not very far without his walker. ;)

 

#18 2006-03-10 16:13:00

Miiru
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Her walker. :P

*g*

I keep track of Devon's age by sorting out how old my son is, but Connor's on his own.


Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse.
-wiked

 

#19 2006-03-12 12:14:00

Libra-in-a-roundabout-way
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Jaime wrote:

If you ask me, the Twinkies are the supervillains nobody will know about until suddenly they've taken over the world.

I'm still convinced it will turn out to be random shoes and socks, that will eventually conquer the world...It is too obvious how often you see just one shoe or sock lying on its own by the side of a road...it must be a plot...

*sees plots everywhere*


"If you say that getting the money is the most important thing, you will spend you life completely wasting your time. You'll be doing things you don't like doing in order to go on living, that is, to go on doing things you don't like doing... which is stupid."
~ Alan Watts

 

#20 2006-03-12 12:16:00

Tad
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Yeah, I feel the same way, vis-a-vis aging children (and what that means about how old WE are.)  I have decided that the real explanation is that all the junk food and television has altered their innate frequencies and they partially in a dimension in which the time moves faster than ours.

That's my story.  I'm sticking to it.  The wrinkles in my own mirror notwithstanding.

When our parents-with-children friends are over, I always say something like, "Thank God we're all still beautiful."  A few years ago, everyone used to drop into a slightly puzzled silence when I said that -- "Is he really saying he's so handsome?  That we are, too?"  -- but now everybody laughs right away.  That's because IT OBVIOUSLY ISN"T TRUE ANYMORE, so it's finally the joke it was meant to be all along.

See, jokes can't be too subtle.  (That's another good rule to learn for you young people just starting out in life.)


"God bless your crooked little heart."

- Tom Waits

 

#21 2006-03-12 20:26:00

Genisis X
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

My jokes are usually about as subtle as a sledgehammer weilding wrestler at a daycare centre.

-X


Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker."

My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!

 

#22 2006-03-13 01:44:00

Stuart
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

It's the secret of (timing) great comedy.


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#23 2006-03-13 09:50:00

Ren
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

which is why really good Comedians make great dramatic actors...timing...


"You know, if you ate more comfort food you'd probably kill less people"
- Hurley, Lost

 

#24 2006-03-13 12:09:00

Stuart
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Talking of timing are we due a visit from the man who's name if it were in lights would have to be ight?

Moving on, there is a thread about limited signed leatherbound etc etc copies of Rite.  Is there going to be a posh version over here? Any gen would be greatly appreciated.


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#25 2006-03-13 15:53:00

Tad
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Here's what I know -- the latest email from the publisher at Subterranean Press, Bill Schafer:

Hi Tad,

In case you maintaing some sort of mailing list, or have a fan who does, ordering info for Rite is now up on our site.

http://www.subterraneanpress.com/Mercha … e=williams

[ March 13, 2006: Message edited by: Tad ]


"God bless your crooked little heart."

- Tom Waits

 

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