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#126 2005-08-22 13:34:00

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42257

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Have to consult with my partner ... *whispering*

Cyan, whadya think? We've got this permanently frozen fish of correction ... and someone who wants it back.

Should we ask for the Moon? No, wait, we're already on the Moon.

Someday will find you.

 

#127 2005-08-22 13:52:00

cyan
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From: Oakland
Registered: 2005-02-16
Posts: 22768

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

*whispers to Marth*

How about a lifetime supply of smoKeD saLMon of the non-fRoZEn variety?  And a foot-rub?  And a box of bendy-straws?  And a few cases of Jack and Grey Goose?

[/whisper]

"Reality is for those people who can't handle fantasy!" - Genisis X

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#128 2005-08-22 13:54:00

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
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Posts: 42257

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

*whispers*

Sounds good. We're running low on chocolate. Let's throw in a request for chocolate, too.

[/whisper]

Someday will find you.

 

#129 2005-08-22 13:55:00

cyan
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From: Oakland
Registered: 2005-02-16
Posts: 22768

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

*whispers*

And shoes, we need shoes!

[/whisper]

"Reality is for those people who can't handle fantasy!" - Genisis X

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#130 2005-08-22 14:08:00

Em
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From: somewhere left of reality
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Posts: 42257

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Okay. That the list?

*whispering*
Lifetime supply of smoKeD saLMon of the non-fRoZEn variety
A foot-rub
A box of bendy-straws
A few cases of Jack and Grey Goose
Chocolate
New Shoes
[/whisper]

Someday will find you.

 

#131 2005-08-22 16:59:00

Wolfshade
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From: Princeton, NJ
Registered: 2001-06-04
Posts: 3444
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

*whispering*

I can't hear you.  What're you guys talking about.

[whisper]

"The rhythm is broken by continuous illumination, continuous darkness, or by decapitation." M.Morita and J.B.Best. The Journal of Experimental Zoology. 231: 273-282 (1984)

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#132 2005-08-22 17:01:00

Em
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Posts: 42257

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Wolfshade wrote:

I can't hear you.  What're you guys talking about.

We are saying you should worship the ground on which we walk. And we're not guys. Gots maguffies. See?

Someday will find you.

 

#133 2005-08-22 17:03:00

Wolfshade
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

OOOOOOOh.

*blink*

what was I doing?

"The rhythm is broken by continuous illumination, continuous darkness, or by decapitation." M.Morita and J.B.Best. The Journal of Experimental Zoology. 231: 273-282 (1984)

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#134 2005-08-22 18:17:00

Em
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From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42257

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Something about worshiping the ground beneath our feet?

And giving us footrubs whilst down there.

And feeding us chocolate. Oh, fer sure. Feeding us chocolate, washed down with the beverage of our choice, served in glasses with bendy straws.

Also, you were measuring our feet for new shoes. Something devastating.

Yep. That's what you were doing, all right.

Someday will find you.

 

#135 2005-08-22 18:43:00

cyan
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From: Oakland
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Posts: 22768

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Yes!  So get to back to work, Wolfshade. 

*heehee*  Rub the feet, not tickle the feet!

"Reality is for those people who can't handle fantasy!" - Genisis X

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#136 2005-08-22 18:58:00

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
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Posts: 42257

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Cyan brings up a good point -

Do you have authority to petition for the release of the saLMon of wIsDOm?

Someday will find you.

 

#137 2005-08-23 03:47:00

Wolfshade
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Hey, I was

*rubs one foot*

there at the

*rubs other foot*

maritime conception.

*tickles*

"The rhythm is broken by continuous illumination, continuous darkness, or by decapitation." M.Morita and J.B.Best. The Journal of Experimental Zoology. 231: 273-282 (1984)

http://twitter.com/wolfshade
http://www.fullcastpodcast.com

 

#138 2005-08-23 05:25:00

Em
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From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42257

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Looks like you got your bona fides in order.

Someday will find you.

 

#139 2005-08-23 12:38:00

ceywren
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From: hole in the bottom of the sea
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Posts: 18790
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

*steals the saLMon*

*fails because she's a ghost and doesn't actually have enough substance to hold it*

"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

-Gordon Downie, Mystery-

 

#140 2005-08-23 13:09:00

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42257

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

*glaring at the ghostly one*

Just whose side are you on?

Someday will find you.

 

#141 2005-08-23 15:15:00

wiked
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From: the land of ice and snow
Registered: 2001-06-01
Posts: 7490
Website

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Howsawbout you put back the salmon and i dont bust out with the Kippers of Khaos or the Spermwhale of Armegeddon..


(displays kippers spred between fingers)

and dont eaven ask what the anchovies do...


(favorite monkie quote of the week from fables by Bill Williangham..

whos in charge of Fabletown, I guess I am..
Why Not, I'm a good Monkie
I hardly ever throw my poop anymore

Bufkin the flying monkie

Slave of the lizard king

Master of the esoteric arts

He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#142 2005-08-23 15:22:00

ceywren
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Posts: 18790
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

syde? wuzzat?

"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

-Gordon Downie, Mystery-

 

#143 2005-08-23 15:51:00

The Microphone
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From: The End of Time
Registered: 2002-02-25
Posts: 3958
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

*steals salmon*

*whacks ceywren with it*

*hands it to wiked*

For a dollar you could find a girl of every possible design,
But you couldn't find a decent man, or a word spoken kind.
~Rum Brave, Murder By Death

Microphobe's Art Space || The Downwright's Arena

 

#144 2005-08-23 17:34:00

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42257

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

No fair! All our demands had not yet been met!

Someday will find you.

 

#145 2005-08-23 17:56:00

Wolfshade
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From: Princeton, NJ
Registered: 2001-06-04
Posts: 3444
Website

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

*goes back to sleep, knowing everything is back where it should be*

"The rhythm is broken by continuous illumination, continuous darkness, or by decapitation." M.Morita and J.B.Best. The Journal of Experimental Zoology. 231: 273-282 (1984)

http://twitter.com/wolfshade
http://www.fullcastpodcast.com

 

#146 2005-08-23 18:00:00

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42257

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

That's what you think. Go ahead, just go to sleep, close your eyes.

Someday will find you.

 

#147 2005-08-23 20:06:00

wiked
Pilgrim
From: the land of ice and snow
Registered: 2001-06-01
Posts: 7490
Website

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Demands PAGH i dont give in to demands,

brandishis salmon

Slave of the lizard king

Master of the esoteric arts

He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#148 2005-08-24 04:20:00

The Microphone
Pilgrim
From: The End of Time
Registered: 2002-02-25
Posts: 3958
Website

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

*nod*

We don't condone terrorism, here!

Colander Guerillas, fighting freedom forever!

For a dollar you could find a girl of every possible design,
But you couldn't find a decent man, or a word spoken kind.
~Rum Brave, Murder By Death

Microphobe's Art Space || The Downwright's Arena

 

#149 2005-08-24 05:09:00

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42257

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

wiked wrath wrote:

Demands PAGH i dont give in to demands,

brandishis salmon

We can be oh-so appreciative when gifted with new shoes. *casting smouldering looks in wiked's direction*

*shrugs* Your loss.

Someday will find you.

 

#150 2005-08-24 05:27:00

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42257

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

The Microphone wrote:

We don't condone terrorism, here!

You consider a tall, thin, leggy blond with attitude and an exotic-looking well-dressed brunette terrorists?

Someday will find you.

 

 

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