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#76 2005-06-20 19:32:00

ceywren
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

they would be better with locks on them. that way you wouldn't even be midly tempted to try and eat them.

"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

-Gordon Downie, Mystery-

 

#77 2005-06-20 19:34:00

Em
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Ceywren the Dead wrote:

they would be better with locks on them. that way you wouldn't even be midly tempted to try and eat them.

which brings us back to the ... (lock, stock) and BaRReLL!

Someday will find you.

 

#78 2005-06-20 19:37:00

ceywren
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

*eats the BaRReLL too*

"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

-Gordon Downie, Mystery-

 

#79 2005-06-20 19:38:00

Em
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

For a ghost, you sure eat lots ... or is that lots of lox ... or ...

Someday will find you.

 

#80 2005-06-20 19:41:00

ceywren
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

that's because i like to spite BaRReLLs and lox! and be evil! evil i say!

"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

-Gordon Downie, Mystery-

 

#81 2005-06-20 19:44:00

Em
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Being evil is over-rated. Now, being wicked ...

Someday will find you.

 

#82 2005-06-20 19:46:00

ceywren
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

being evil is better than being wicked because i said so. so there. and it's evil. bwahahahaha!

"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

-Gordon Downie, Mystery-

 

#83 2005-06-20 20:59:00

Jaime
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

*menacingly wields a cold mackerel of reality*

Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

-- Heinlein

 

#84 2005-06-20 20:59:00

Jendaiya
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

And being wiked is better than being wicked.

Says the EvilOverlordDespotSister and her Entourage.

*pounces randomly*

Beauty will save the world.

~Prince Myshkin,

The Idiot, by Dostoevsky

 

#85 2005-06-21 08:41:00

Wolfshade
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

*wanders in wearing nothing but a BaRReLL*

*points at Jamie*

There will be no reality in here, young Lady!

"The rhythm is broken by continuous illumination, continuous darkness, or by decapitation." M.Morita and J.B.Best. The Journal of Experimental Zoology. 231: 273-282 (1984)

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#86 2005-06-21 09:18:00

Em
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Been to reality .. it is a silly place ... that's why I live "left of reality." To the right of reality, an apothecary has set up shop.

Nice legs, Wolfshade.

[ June 21, 2005: Message edited by: Marth ]

Someday will find you.

 

#87 2005-06-21 12:37:00

Kuno
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Marth wrote:

To the right of reality, an apothecary has set up shop.

So that is why I couldn't get in there.

Now, I'd like to be under reality. That could be nice.

[ June 21, 2005: Message edited by: Kunohara ]

There's a beginning, two middles, and an end. - Firsfron of Ronchester

 

#88 2005-06-21 13:29:00

cyan
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

....and I am SO over reality.... *rolls eyes*

"Reality is for those people who can't handle fantasy!" - Genisis X

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#89 2005-06-21 15:06:00

wiked
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

you may be over reality but you are so not over the makrel,..

and being wiked so rules, you get to wallow in the gutters in the barrels where all the happy mucky honest people live,

Point of the day, If I were to leave western NY where would I get white Hots and Garbage PLates...

Slave of the lizard king

Master of the esoteric arts

He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#90 2005-06-21 18:19:00

Em
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

wiked wrath wrote:

Point of the day, If I were to leave western NY where would I get white Hots and Garbage PLates...

Heids? I prefer the snappys. Found a hot dog stand in Summerville that serves 'em.

Heaven on a bun!

[ June 21, 2005: Message edited by: Marth ]

Someday will find you.

 

#91 2005-06-21 22:06:00

Jaime
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

You can get pretty good white hots around here and in PA, but they're called brats outside of Raaachester. ;)

The only food no one else can live up to is Buffalo wings.  I consider it dire heresy to call anything Buffalo wings if it's more than 100 miles from Buffalo; otherwise it's just wings, or hot wings.

Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

-- Heinlein

 

#92 2005-06-22 05:03:00

wiked
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

that is surly the truth, and half the time not even really good hot wings,

Slave of the lizard king

Master of the esoteric arts

He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#93 2005-06-22 06:41:00

Em
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

wiked wrath wrote:

that is surly the truth, ...

A sullenly ill-humored true statement?

Someday will find you.

 

#94 2005-06-22 22:54:00

cyan
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

What IS truth?  Is that like reality?  *rolls eyes again*

*eats makrel*  ... mmmmm, tastes just like sardines!

"Reality is for those people who can't handle fantasy!" - Genisis X

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#95 2005-06-23 07:34:00

wiked
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

do i smell smoke,

just rember the truth is surly

Slave of the lizard king

Master of the esoteric arts

He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#96 2005-06-24 17:39:00

wiked
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

So I realised last night, that I need to become a Nascar driver.
Yep, for one chrystal clear reason,
I have a vision, I have a dream...
i BELIVE IT IS DESTINY that when thoes rejobs on tv who announce Nascar (like that is a hard job, he took a left turn, and another LEFT and Left again...) try to fill time by listining in on drivers.. They get some entertainment.. When they turn to my channel no dry complaining about how my car is handeling, or if my fender is shaking, Nosirre bob, All Banjo Music, All the time...

Slave of the lizard king

Master of the esoteric arts

He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#97 2005-06-24 19:50:00

cyan
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Posts: 22777

Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

wiked wrath wrote:

i BELIVE IT IS DESTINY that when thoes rejobs on tv who announce Nascar (like that is a hard job, he took a left turn, and another LEFT and Left again...)

*LOL!*  It's even more exciting listening to a race on the radio...

"Reality is for those people who can't handle fantasy!" - Genisis X

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#98 2005-06-26 06:00:00

wiked
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

everything is better with banjo evean salmon,

personally i am waiting for the first hardrockin thrash banjo player to emerge...

Slave of the lizard king

Master of the esoteric arts

He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#99 2005-06-27 19:58:00

wiked
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

hot hot hot hot frickin hot

Slave of the lizard king

Master of the esoteric arts

He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#100 2005-06-27 20:39:00

Jaime
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From: Wilmington, NC
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

No foolin' - it's 90% humid right now.

*redirects fan*

Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

-- Heinlein

 

 

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