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#26 2005-06-08 18:15:00

Mwyaren
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

wiked wrath wrote:

dont make me get the spermwhale of armegeddon

::Danny Thomas spit-take all over monitor::

Walter, put the cow away, would you?!

 

#27 2005-06-08 18:19:00

Mwyaren
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

and in the name of all that is good and humane, i present myself as a martyr.  i wish to receive all salmon-whappings in the stead of the other guests in the room.

::gets on all fours::

i mean, it's only right.  really, i insist.

Walter, put the cow away, would you?!

 

#28 2005-06-08 20:42:00

strangeshe
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Ah but those who wish whappings must be denied, for such is the evil way of the SOC...

*g* But for good measure, *WHAP!*

 

#29 2005-06-09 06:35:00

wiked
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

dont mAKe the sperm whale erupt out the blowhole, imagane the cleanup..
I wholeheartedly concure
(dodges)

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He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#30 2005-06-09 16:37:00

Wolfshade
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

strangeshe wrote:

Ah but those who wish whappings must be denied, for such is the evil way of the SOC...

*g* But for good measure, *WHAP!*

Exactly.  It wouldn't be punishment if it was fun.

To illustrate:

*smashes Wicked with the frozen Salmon*

"The rhythm is broken by continuous illumination, continuous darkness, or by decapitation." M.Morita and J.B.Best. The Journal of Experimental Zoology. 231: 273-282 (1984)

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#31 2005-06-09 20:15:00

wiked
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

ya know i am kinda frightened by the fact that we have filed 2 pages with almost nothing other then salmon whappings..
(whaps wolfshade) WHAP WHAP WHAP

Slave of the lizard king

Master of the esoteric arts

He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#32 2005-06-09 20:43:00

chamberk
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

To Wolfshade: ew.  Pepsi tastes like Diet Coke.

"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."  - Bob Dylan

 

#33 2005-06-09 20:47:00

Jaime
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Does not.  Diet Coke (and any diet soda in general) has no calories and no taste whatsoever - just lots of phosphoric acid to rot yer teeth.

Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

-- Heinlein

 

#34 2005-06-11 10:33:00

Mwyaren
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Jaime wrote:

Does not.  Diet Coke (and any diet soda in general) has no calories and no taste whatsoever - just lots of phosphoric acid to rot yer teeth.

i blame you.  my brain went straight to "what would it be like to find the Rotten Teeth flavor in your Every Flavor Jellybeans?"

Walter, put the cow away, would you?!

 

#35 2005-06-11 13:39:00

wiked
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

Kinda powdery,

And diet coke makes as much as decaf coffie, and Non alcholic beer.

These things are thusly banned in the monkie barrell, we like our coffie with caffine, our Pop teeth rottin, and our beer intoxicatin..

Slave of the lizard king

Master of the esoteric arts

He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#36 2005-06-11 13:50:00

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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

chamberk wrote:

To Wolfshade: ew.  Pepsi tastes like Diet Coke.

nah,
In Haiku form:

Pepsi: Vanilla
Coke tastes just like Cinnamon
Diet Coke like Pee

"The rhythm is broken by continuous illumination, continuous darkness, or by decapitation." M.Morita and J.B.Best. The Journal of Experimental Zoology. 231: 273-282 (1984)

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#37 2005-06-11 14:54:00

AJ
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

wiked wrath wrote:

ya know i am kinda frightened by the fact that we have filed 2 pages with almost nothing other then salmon whappings..
(whaps wolfshade) WHAP WHAP WHAP

Well, it's been a while since we had any - think of it as making up on lost whapping time!

Wolfshade - I'll never look at diet pepsi or haiku's the same again....

 

#38 2005-06-11 17:38:00

wiked
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

its almost like some kind of regional eastern euriopian dress, all i need is a dress and som ribbions

(whap whap WHAPWHAP whap) dances (whap WHAP whap whap whap)

Slave of the lizard king

Master of the esoteric arts

He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#39 2005-06-11 19:31:00

Em
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

... and it is spreading ... people are getting smote-ed (smite-ed?) in the Mint with fish ...

Someday will find you.

 

#40 2005-06-12 05:37:00

wiked
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

the rule of the the mighty salmon spreads like a virus

Slave of the lizard king

Master of the esoteric arts

He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#41 2005-06-12 07:57:00

Em
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

wiked wrath wrote:

the rule of the the mighty salmon spreads like a virus

I thought that was the "smell of the mighty salmon spreads like a virus." Dude, take that thang downwind!

Someday will find you.

 

#42 2005-06-12 11:49:00

Gigi
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

*sneaks back in with a fresh roll of duct tape*

*searches for the sperm whale, because that thing just shouldn't be allowed to run free...*

Giggling Lady of Doom

 

#43 2005-06-12 12:01:00

wiked
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

do not insult the salmon, its smell is like fress mint and roses,

And as to the spermwhale, it may rome as it wills, unless you have enough tape to restrain it...

Slave of the lizard king

Master of the esoteric arts

He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#44 2005-06-12 12:23:00

Em
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

*harvesting dill*

*preparing Court Bouillon poaching liquid*

Someday will find you.

 

#45 2005-06-12 12:25:00

wiked
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

you do know the salmon is permafrosted dont you?

Slave of the lizard king

Master of the esoteric arts

He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#46 2005-06-12 13:00:00

Em
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

wiked wrath wrote:

you do know the salmon is permafrosted dont you?

Permanently pissed off? I would be to if I were being used as an instrument of correction!

All Hail Saint Whale, walking on his tail!

Someday will find you.

 

#47 2005-06-13 05:59:00

AJ
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

wiked wrath wrote:

you do know the salmon is permafrosted dont you?

If it is, can i cuddle it?

I'm melting up here.

 

#48 2005-06-13 07:19:00

wiked
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

somehow the idea of y'all cuddeling my long hard salmon is just a tad creepy

Slave of the lizard king

Master of the esoteric arts

He's exciting in a "here come the Magyrs" kinda way

 

#49 2005-06-13 09:33:00

ceywren
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

pfft. you know you've been thinking about it since the topic opened.

"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

-Gordon Downie, Mystery-

 

#50 2005-06-13 12:05:00

strangeshe
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Re: tHe MonKie BaRReLL

*L* I always suspected the mokie barrell was in the gutter...

 

 

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