Bet in da house yaw!

Don't get me started on platypi. I wrote a little thing about them some time back. It's around here somewhere in some odd crack or crevice...

Wild platypus! Scarrrrryyyy.....

*waves thankyous to all the kind people who are keeping her from working*

Depends if they were boy platypi or girl platypi. The easiest way to sex them is to look for the poison spurs on the back feet of the males.

Oh, and platyi are totally safe compared to drop bears.

Mookey, oh you're a brave one, but, I fear, lost to us now.  The platypi have chosen you...and now, each full moon, you shall grow a beak 'n beaver tail, and be wild and furious of nature.

I'd never heard of the drop bears thing until I read The Last Continent...but I've heard of drop spiders.  Very poisonous.

OK folks, the new room is now open. Welcome to the Rimmersguard Lounge, especially dedicated too all people who harbour ambitions to start their own Mint room.

Hey guys, I have a question...  Is there any way to tell whether a person has subscribed to Shadowmarch?  I mean, there's a bunch of people around here, and not all of them have actually subscribed.  So is there a way to tell who is a subscriber, and who is just hanging around on the message boards and stuff?

The spurious postings on this website defy logic, but here they are. :)

Awwww... But I donwanna' go!

*Walks slowly and grumpily to the other room*