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Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies -- 'God damn it, you've got to be kind.'
-    Kurt Vonnegut, 1922-2007

Welcome to the message board for tadwilliams.com. All comments are welcome, whether kudos or brickbats. However, please bear in mind that Tad would like this to be a friendly, civil message board, at least in the relations between users. We reserve the right to remove postings, or even ban postings, from anyone who crosses the boundary of reasonable taste. Basically, you can argue vigorously with someone, but watch your language, okay? We have a lot of young readers as well as grown-ups, so please show them some respect.

But the main requirement here is: have fun.


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#51 2004-01-19 04:59:00

dragondawn
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From: mi vida loca
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Re: DOGBLOG III

*gently stuffs stuart into a bag*
never mind him, tad. just get better from the diseases ye battle. *sends good health karma*

*grins at stuart*
sorry, man. din' you see that Dog is sick?


My religion is to live and die without regret. ~ Milarepa

 

#52 2004-01-19 07:45:00

Stuart
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Re: DOGBLOG III

It's only a flesh wound!

Sorry just found out that Iain Banks, another favourite author of mine, was an extra in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, that's cooler than cool, why it's ice cool.

Get well soon Tad (*wispers* then have a look at my question)

I'm off work and there's nothing wrong with me, other than terminal boredom, just no work.

Can anyone hear me from inside this bag?


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#53 2004-01-19 07:58:00

Sahi
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Re: DOGBLOG III

*whispers*

Sure I can! Hope you get a new job soon.

Yalahii.


"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein

First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian
You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.

 

#54 2004-01-20 08:01:00

Gigi
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Re: DOGBLOG III

Poor Tad :(  Cursed with two adorable plague-carriers and a stable full of insane pets.  And a gutted kitchen.  And a wife who probably holds a minimum of sympathy - it's just for show, really.

*sad, sad sigh for Tad*

Okay, bud, that's all the sympathy I've got for ya.  My job is stinky-sucky right now, and I need all of my pity for myself.  So go and smooch your kids and your wife - share the germs/love :)


Giggling Lady of Doom

 

#55 2004-01-20 08:17:00

Darkangel
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Re: DOGBLOG III

Hope you feel real better soon.....


ever notice how you never need to go looking for trouble, it always finds you?  So next puppy I get I am just going to call trouble... Actually will be calling her Heidi!

 

#56 2004-01-20 09:12:00

Miiru
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Re: DOGBLOG III

Many wishes for healthiness, Tad :) Just lock the kids in a closet for the day for your peace and quiet. Tell 'em it's a new game. They'll love it! Always worked when I tied my sister to a tree...


Er.


Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse.
-wiked

 

#57 2004-01-20 11:57:00

Tad
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Re: DOGBLOG III

My kids know all the tricks.  "Okay, you two are going to have a race to Oklahoma.  First one back gets ice cream!"  That only fools 'em once.  Of course, it's a nice long once...

Feeling better, cold-wise, so I'll stop sniveling about that.  The kids are very funny at the moment, especially Devon.  (I think I told y'all about Connor and religion, right?)

This morning -- well, you have to understand how almost impossible it is to get our four year old daughter to try ANYTHING new to eat.  She lives off about three things, and it usually seems darn little of those.

This morning we had some nice apple-cinammon cake left from a dinner at my folks' and, since Devon wouldn't eat any regular breakfast, I thought I'd bend the rules and let her have some, just to get her to eat something since she was going out for a busy day.

After much cajoling, I finally got her to try it.  Of course (because it's sweet) she loved it, and made this pronouncement after one bite:  "When Mommy got me from the hospital and I was a baby when I was just born, that was the same cake we ate then.  That's my very favorite cake, you know."

See, my kids can't just admit they like something, they have to take OWNERSHIP of it.  I have no idea what the connection between apple cake and her own birth might be.  That's the amazing thing about kids -- they're always sending you postcards from somewhere you can't visit yourself.

But my favorite thing she's said lately was, when I walked into her room with her the other night to do some bedtime reading, and saw that the mess of the afternoon had worsened -- dolls and stuffed toys and clothes and whatnot everywhere, including all over the bed -- I said, "Devon, your room is in a big mess!"

She responded, with a certain brave wistfulness, "I know, Daddy, but it's all we have."


"God bless your crooked little heart."

- Tom Waits

 

#58 2004-01-20 12:03:00

Stuart
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Re: DOGBLOG III

I'll have to remember to be very careful what cake I feed our baby when he/she returns from the hospital.

Glad to hear you're feeling better, I said that because I care, not just because I got a roasting from a dragon, in case you were wondering.


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#59 2004-01-20 12:05:00

fangler
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Re: DOGBLOG III

i love kid stories, tad. thanks for sharing yours. my almost 3 year old Girl is very similar to devon in trying new things. The other day, i finally got her to try some chilli i made. i asked her if she liked it and she said, yes. The she added, "when i was a little boy, i used to eat chilli alot." I then asked her what her name was when she was a little boy and she replied in all earnestness, "Francis." FYI, we know of no one named Francis, and there is no one named Francis at her school, either. she just seemed to pull that one out of the ether.

 

#60 2004-01-20 12:11:00

Stuart
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Re: DOGBLOG III

Our bump doesn't like anything as whatever Ange eats she inevitably voms back up later, every day.  'It'll stop soon' I say but it becomes less believable every day (12 weeks and counting since she started being sick).


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#61 2004-01-20 13:49:00

dragondawn
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From: mi vida loca
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Re: DOGBLOG III

Stuart wrote:

Glad to hear you're feeling better, I said that because I care, not just because I got a roasting from a dragon, in case you were wondering.

eep! dun roast you...stuffed you (and gently, too, mind you) in a bag. *grins, shuffles feet* heh. sowwy.

*pets the stuart*


My religion is to live and die without regret. ~ Milarepa

 

#62 2004-01-20 14:14:00

Maladroit
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Re: DOGBLOG III

Tad wrote:

This morning -- well, you have to understand how almost impossible it is to get our four year old daughter to try ANYTHING new to eat.  She lives off about three things, and it usually seems darn little of those.

peanut butter sandwiches - I think we're going through 2 loaves of bread a week, and sometimes apple slices, or carrots with dip

and the odd little bug prefers to eat "mama cereal" - frosted mini wheats, over any other

And sounds like the 3 of our kids - "I have a history you don't know about" - my little girl has also been a boy at some point in her past, is going to have/has already had a baby at 5 years old ("when I was this many"), and has had many, many pets (horses, giraffes, whales) that I know *I* never fed...

Glad to hear you feel better Tad, it's been nice seeing you around lately!

 

#63 2004-01-20 16:31:00

Miiru
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Re: DOGBLOG III

Grilled cheese sandwiches. YELLOW cheese, on WHITE bread. No, mom, not that nasty healthy brown stuff you like, and not real cheese. Gimme the processed stuff that wouldn't know dairy if it drowned in it.


Sigh.

Jacob's decided that he's a baby dragon. A NICE little baby dragon, too, as everyone who stayed over at my house before the New Orleans trip was informed often and at length. No, he hasn't given that up yet.

<edit>Although, to be fair, it has been brought to my attention that I haven't given up my insistence that I myself (at least online) am a large and not-so-nice adult dragon, so I suppose that's only to be expected *eg* </edit>

Tad, I'll trade you for a few days. I could use a new take on the strangeness; mine's wearing me out.

[ January 20, 2004: Message edited by: Miiru ]


Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse.
-wiked

 

#64 2004-01-20 20:20:00

Binky
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Re: DOGBLOG III

I remember being confused at one point when I was about 3 on whether I'd grow up to be a man or a woman, or possibly both.  The stuff adults take for granted about the world is all very new to a young mind.

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#65 2004-01-20 21:16:00

Sam
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Re: DOGBLOG III

I settled the whole gender problem for myself when I realized that my inner child was a boy.  His name is (believe it or not) Sam.  According to a recent internet quiz I took, he is six years old. 
  Over the years, Sam has been very helful when trying to explain my behavior to people.  It's more accurate than "I'm a tomboy" and perhaps explains why I thought I could pee out of my bellybutton when I was a kid, before I had resigned myself to the biological reality of being female.


"When a ball dreams, it dreams it's a frisbee..." -- Stancil Johnson

 

#66 2004-01-21 00:39:00

Sahi
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Re: DOGBLOG III

When I was small(er) I used to dream I was a boy.

Yalahii.


"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein

First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian
You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.

 

#67 2004-01-21 00:53:00

dragondawn
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Re: DOGBLOG III

i was a tomboy. *sigh* had a go-kart,                        rode horses, rode bikes, played out in fields and in barns...*daydreams* sorry. *grin* i was the only girl on our road till i was about 10 or 11, so i played with the boys. mostly, we played 'dukes of hazzard'. *embarassed* what can i say..it was the 70's/early 80's.


My religion is to live and die without regret. ~ Milarepa

 

#68 2004-01-22 12:59:00

Calesta
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Re: DOGBLOG III

Apparently my step brother when he was around 4 or 5 used to talk all the time about the apartment he used to live in -- he gave very vivid details and his name had been Gary.  His grandmother was convinced that he was remembering a past life.

 

#69 2004-01-22 13:28:00

Sahi
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Re: DOGBLOG III

dragondawn wrote:

i was a tomboy. *sigh* had a go-kart,                        rode horses, rode bikes, played out in fields and in barns...*daydreams* sorry. *grin* i was the only girl on our road till i was about 10 or 11, so i played with the boys. mostly, we played 'dukes of hazzard'. *embarassed* what can i say..it was the 70's/early 80's.

Sounds familiar, DD. :) Only we played Robin Hood and stuff like that (I was the eldest and Dukes of Hazard is slightly before my time).

Yalahii.


"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein

First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian
You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.

 

#70 2004-01-22 16:35:00

shadowsandice
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Re: DOGBLOG III

I am a baby dragon I am a nice baby dragon.

The words are scorched upon my BRAIN.

I never wanted to be a boy, as such, but I went to great lengths never to be a girl.  Silly girls.  Peh.


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#71 2004-01-22 16:44:00

Jaime
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Re: DOGBLOG III

Girl?  *haughty sniff*  I was too busy hanging with the boys to be a GIRL.  Total tomboy, me.  Still am.


Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

-- Heinlein

 

#72 2004-01-22 16:48:00

AJ
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Re: DOGBLOG III

Shadows and Ice wrote:


I never wanted to be a boy, as such,

me too, but I built, tested and ultimately crashed go-karts with the boy next door,  played with lego and matchbox cars before dolls and ripped many a dress climbing the apple tree :)

I loved being a child as far as playing went.

 

#73 2004-01-22 16:53:00

shadowsandice
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Re: DOGBLOG III

I started out as a boy/girl.  I had barbies, my little ponies, lego, cars, AND ninja turtles.  Very versatile, me.  But then I met other girls, and grew up a wee bit, and thought they were just all very silly.

Which is not to say I ever hung out with boys other than my brother.  Me, da lone wolf.  Arrrrrrooooooooooooooo!!!


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Wild and Free! Like a BADGER!!!  ::  Fight Club for BB posters

 

#74 2004-01-22 16:55:00

Miiru
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Re: DOGBLOG III

Mom was very careful to stock my toybox with girl toys and boy toys alike. I was allowed to play with whatever I wanted, and from what she says, it was pretty well-balanced.

Then I discovered books. It was all over, then. *eg*


Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse.
-wiked

 

#75 2004-01-22 16:56:00

Jaime
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Re: DOGBLOG III

I had books, Legos, and Thundercats.  All was right in my world.


Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

-- Heinlein

 

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