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#1 2003-04-09 15:52:00

Ian Johnson
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Registered: 2001-06-01
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Tad's Nut Gone Flake

Or, What does Dell.com have to do with the price of Smarch?

[ April 09, 2003: Message edited by: Geisha ]

 

#2 2003-04-09 15:56:00

shadowsandice
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From: Melbourne, Australia
Registered: 2001-05-31
Posts: 17298
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Re: Tad's Nut Gone Flake

.....um.....

...ah...

I give up.

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#3 2003-04-09 16:00:00

Miiru
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From: Just a bit left of center.
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Re: Tad's Nut Gone Flake

er.....?

Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse.
-wiked

 

#4 2003-04-09 16:04:00

Jaime
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From: Wilmington, NC
Registered: 2001-06-01
Posts: 11441

Re: Tad's Nut Gone Flake

You had to be there.

*smirk*

Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

-- Heinlein

 

#5 2003-04-09 16:04:00

Ian Johnson
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Re: Tad's Nut Gone Flake

Whenever I tried to access Smarch, I kept on being directed to a site called Dell.com.

 

#6 2003-04-09 16:12:00

shadowsandice
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From: Melbourne, Australia
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Re: Tad's Nut Gone Flake

..........*eyebrow*

Er.


Ah.

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#7 2003-04-09 16:15:00

dragondawn
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From: mi vida loca
Registered: 2001-06-04
Posts: 13543

Re: Tad's Nut Gone Flake

a bizarre new form of advertizing, where one company pays to 'hack' a website and temporarily redirect people to their own website? not saying that tad did that...that's just the first thing that came to mind. *grins*

My religion is to live and die without regret. ~ Milarepa

 

#8 2003-04-09 16:24:00

shadowsandice
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From: Melbourne, Australia
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Re: Tad's Nut Gone Flake

Is smarch hosted on a dell server?  Maybe they have secret STUFF built in to redirect people now and then....

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#9 2003-04-09 20:24:00

Ian Johnson
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Re: Tad's Nut Gone Flake

Systematic Tad Utility Fondoo Fluffers?

 

#10 2003-04-10 06:04:00

Kalorlo
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From: Scotland
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Re: Tad's Nut Gone Flake

It's part of the Dell-user clone armies' plans to take over the world. And yes, they do have clone armies. I've met them ;)

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#11 2003-04-10 09:35:00

Nolan
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From: Idaho
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Re: Tad's Nut Gone Flake

Geisha wrote:

Systematic Tad Utility Fondoo Fluffers?

No no no...is isn't STUFF.  Dell secretly installs in every web server the SMUFF algorithms:

Stealth Marketing User Forwarding Function

Which at random intervals subverts websites and forces them to redirect to various marketing partner sites (usually Dell's own!).

It's very evil.  You should all never buy Dell again and only by HP products.

The fact that I work for HP in no way biases this report.  Honest. Really.

Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

  -  Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

 

#12 2003-04-10 11:12:00

josiah
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From: Seattle, WA
Registered: 2001-06-04
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Re: Tad's Nut Gone Flake

Nolan has a long view wrote:

STUFF. ... SMUFF (Stealth Marketing User Forwarding Function)

*wonders if this is at all related to Stealthy Moments of Uninhibited Talent*

 

#13 2003-04-10 11:27:00

The Sixth Viking
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Registered: 2001-06-24
Posts: 2026

Re: Tad's Nut Gone Flake

* is Smarching on a Dell *

The fools! They suspect nothing! Muhahaha!

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