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#76 2001-11-05 13:33:00

paperboats
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Re: Dude!

schwa = upside-down 'e'

Odd that there's nothing in the standard character map to represent one of those...though I guess I've only ever really seen it on paper in IPA...

Incidentally, anyone seen Baseketball?  There a great "dude" sequence in that movie.

Ian


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#77 2001-11-06 07:30:00

mookey
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Re: Dude!

Rimmersguard wrote:

the ümläuts have to be very ecxiting for your english speaking people....

Are you kidding? Those ümläuts rock my world!


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#78 2001-11-07 12:07:00

grumble
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Re: Dude!

dummi wrote:

And when you meet a native english speaker, get them to say Eichhörnchen. Hours of fun!

I can say it, if I say it slowly, but I sound like I inhaled helium!


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#79 2001-11-07 16:07:00

Captain Roberto Fruitbat
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Re: Dude!

jaime@w3rk wrote:




I can say it, if I say it slowly, but I sound like I inhaled helium!

That´s interesting. I´ve never encountered this phenomenon before. Most people, I found, can cope with either the Umlaut or the "ch" but not with both at the same time.

The funny thing is, while I will tease people mercilessly about their inability to correctly pronounce this word, I have exactly the same problem with the word squirrel, which of course is Eichhörnchen in English.

[ November 07, 2001: Message edited by: dummi ]


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#80 2001-11-08 00:16:00

Tad
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Re: Dude!

That is why my people call him, "Little Furry Fellow Who Hides His Nuts."  Much easier, although it takes a bit longer.


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#81 2001-11-08 04:22:00

Artas
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Re: Dude!

While you're at it, try saying 'Scheveningen' or 'beschuit met muisjes'. No umlauts involved, but English speaking people seem te have a lot of trouble with it.


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#82 2001-11-08 05:47:00

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Re: Dude!

Not only english speaking people. Scheveningen goes down the throat like a hedgehog on acid.


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#83 2001-11-08 07:06:00

rimses
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Re: Dude!

too bad we can´t hear us on the board....

 

#84 2001-11-08 14:09:00

Captain Roberto Fruitbat
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Re: Dude!

Tad wrote:

That is why my people call him, "Little Furry Fellow Who Hides His Nuts."

Thanks for the tip, Tad. I will try to keep it in mind.

One problem. What do I call the female squirrels?


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#85 2001-11-08 14:45:00

lian
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Re: Dude!

*laughs* I don't have problems with 'Scheveningen', (though it does hurt my throat a little) but Austrian colloquial tongue is beyond me! (What was that, 'Eichhörnchenschwanz' in Österreichisch, Rimmers? Oachkotzlschwoaf??? *rolls on floor laughing* We used to make a contest out of trying to pronounce it, back then in 7th form on the skiing trip...^_^)

See above - the squirrel, the language trap! Heh.


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#86 2001-11-08 15:10:00

Damon
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Re: Dude!

Probably relatively easy to pronounce, but doesn't the German word 'Angstschweiss' have eight consonants in a row?


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#87 2001-11-08 16:00:00

lian
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Re: Dude!

yeah *grin* but if you consider that five of them make up only two phonems...well...it gets all relative :)


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#88 2001-11-09 00:34:00

djf
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Re: Dude!

I always thought Austrian sounded kind of cool. Here's a remark I once overheard in the Vienna subway that has become a running gag among my friends:

"Hoast 'n Schlüüssel, bist d'r Cheeef."

(If you got the key, you're the boss)

Unfortunately it's nearly impossible to put the Austrian drawl properly into writing.

(Off topic? What do you mean, off topic?)

[ November 08, 2001: Message edited by: djf ]


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#89 2001-11-09 03:51:00

mythusmage
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Re: Dude!

"God" spelled backwards is "dog".

"Cow" spelled backwards is "woc".

"Pterodactyl" spelled backwards is very hard to pronounce.

(Conversation at a meeting of the Church of Discordia of Southern California.)

Alan


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#90 2001-11-09 10:26:00

Captain Roberto Fruitbat
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Re: Dude!

Oachkotzlschwoaf, yes, way to go!

It´s a good thing, I wasn´t drinking anything when I read this. Maybe I´ll get out all my Arnie tapes and overdose on his lovely accent.

Still don´t know what to call female sqirrels but I guess I better stay away from them anyway.
They´re dangerous and not to be trusted. A few years ago a juvenile delinquent squirrel mugged me while I was strolling through Kew Gardens and made off with my cheese crackers.
Stupid squirrel, I would have shared.


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by humanity
some day they will revolt
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#91 2002-10-06 17:31:00

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Re: Dude!

Tad, PM.

(Just felt like uncovering this thread...)


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#92 2002-10-06 20:13:00

John Homes
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Re: Dude!

Originally posted by mythusmage:
[QB
"Pterodactyl" spelled backwards is very hard to pronounce.

[/QB]

Actually the only thing difficult about it is the double stop at the end. That, most people will I suspect get the wrong way round.

John Homes.


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