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Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies -- 'God damn it, you've got to be kind.'
-    Kurt Vonnegut, 1922-2007

Welcome to the message board for tadwilliams.com. All comments are welcome, whether kudos or brickbats. However, please bear in mind that Tad would like this to be a friendly, civil message board, at least in the relations between users. We reserve the right to remove postings, or even ban postings, from anyone who crosses the boundary of reasonable taste. Basically, you can argue vigorously with someone, but watch your language, okay? We have a lot of young readers as well as grown-ups, so please show them some respect.

But the main requirement here is: have fun.


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#326 2007-11-07 00:10:00

Sahi
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Yeah, but you're a fun guy. I've got this feeling that all those talkshow hosts might not be...

Yalahii.


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#327 2007-11-07 02:04:00

Stuart
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Jimmy Gator in the film Magnolia (I loved it but it wasn't a universal favouring), he wasn't a fun guy.

Anne "whatsername" on the weekest link (spellerated wrong cause she's scary and she'll find me) is fed quips through her earpiece by a team of "funny guys".


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#328 2007-11-07 06:34:00

Ren
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

It might be a Union Requirment to have Writers even for Talk shows...but still, Tad with a Talk show? Hrmmm...could be silly...8)


"You know, if you ate more comfort food you'd probably kill less people"
- Hurley, Lost

 

#329 2007-11-07 14:31:00

Libra-in-a-roundabout-way
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Hehe... we could have the topic "Smarcher of the week" or would it be a daily talkshow??


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#330 2007-11-07 17:40:00

Genisis X
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Would we be able to show Tad's log on tv though?

(oh yea. I went there :P)

-X


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#331 2007-11-07 18:20:00

Firsfron of Ronchester
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Tad wrote:

What I can't figure out is how you have to put talk shows into re-run during the writers' strike.  Admittedly, comedy bits, monologues, etc., are a part of most of these shows, but does a professional comedian/host like Leno, Letterman, or Conan O'Brien really not have the skill to come out, make a few off-the-cuff remarks, and interview some other celebrities sitting on a couch unless a writer is involved?

I mean, I value my profession, but sheesh.  I know I could wing a talk show on my own if I had to, couldn't they?

Good points, Tad. I mean, even if they couldn't come up with a 15 minute-long monologue, they should be able to scrape together a 5-minute monologue... you'd think. And things like Jay Leno's "Headlines" write themselves. Conan's lamest skits don't seem to require much writing, either (and he usually has at least one per night).

I think part of the problem is that TV show writers who are part of the Writer's Guild are usually credited as "Producers", whether or not they actually produce or not. Once you have "producers" on strike, it's probably pretty hard to do a show. They could probably get by with a skeleton crew, but you know these Hollywood types: they can't even do the show if their lattes don't have enough cream.

 

#332 2007-11-08 05:48:00

Ren
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

...for a second there I read Lattes and Fatties...and it's all downhill after that...


"You know, if you ate more comfort food you'd probably kill less people"
- Hurley, Lost

 

#333 2007-11-08 11:29:00

Tad
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Today is my busy day.  Work, German, music, kids after-school activities.  I just thought I'd drop in, though, to say that the new website's almost done and it's looking very nice.  We're working hard on it, and we know that it's been a while coming, so we're doing our best to get it done soon.

Special feature:  all users will be able to deliver a small but painful electrical shock to anyone else choose.

Coming soon: downloadable dessert!

(Okay, I made up the last couple of things...)


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#334 2007-11-08 12:33:00

Ren
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Electric Shock AND Dessert?
Wow, I feel so priviledged...no wonder we keep you around...8)


"You know, if you ate more comfort food you'd probably kill less people"
- Hurley, Lost

 

#335 2007-11-08 14:15:00

Jendaiya
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

You had me at electric shock...


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#336 2007-11-08 16:13:00

Genisis X
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Coming soon! Awesome!

*waits*

-X


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#337 2007-11-09 00:51:00

Sahi
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

*fidgets*

Are we nearly there yet?

Yalahii.


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You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.

 

#338 2007-11-09 00:56:00

Hiragana
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

eekeeekeeekeeek

Soon? Electric shock? eekeekeekeek.

*waits*

 

#339 2007-11-09 05:46:00

Ren
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

don't forget the dessert!


"You know, if you ate more comfort food you'd probably kill less people"
- Hurley, Lost

 

#340 2007-11-09 12:55:00

Stuart
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

You have to eat the dessert while gettnig the electrical shock; it's a pleasure pleasure thing.


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#341 2007-11-09 13:38:00

Genisis X
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Is it cake? Is the dessert cake? Its cake right? Its gotta be cake.

Cake > Pie

-X


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My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!

 

#342 2007-11-09 16:36:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

*steals the pie*

*and Jack Horner*

*sits in the corner*


Someday will find you.

 

#343 2007-11-10 08:38:00

ArcticSwan360
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Wasn't there a butterfly pastry in War of the Flowers? I wonder what that would've tasted like.

Anyways, about the Talk Shows and the writers strike issue, I think much of it has to due the hosts honoring the writers situations, for it does seem unfair, and not to mention, the hosts are writers too. If they did do monologues, it would feel like betrayal, and thats why Ellen Degeneres is in controversy even though she skipped a monologue.

I remember hearing that Letterman and Carson did the same thing as she did, during the 1988 strike they came back after a while with no monologue and just talked.


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#344 2007-11-11 21:44:00

Susan Queen of the Univ
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Genisis X wrote:



*steals susan's crown*

I agree.

:P

-X

you silly boy!  wearing a crown doesn't make you royality.  otherwise, every kid who eats at burger king would become princes and princeseseses.  royality is a state of mind.  i'm royal, and i've got the megalomania to prove it.

*takes crown back*
*sits primly on throne*
*waits for tad*


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#345 2007-11-11 22:43:00

Genisis X
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

No, no. Your wrong. Its just the crown.

*re-steals the crown*

I'm not a street rat! And I don't have...

*flees*

-X


Cyan on the merits of Dubstep: "That's not music. That's a patchwork quilt made by a blind iron worker."

My new webcomic of sarcasm and profanity!

 

#346 2007-11-12 11:20:00

Firsfron of Ronchester
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Susan Queen of the Universe wrote:



you silly boy!  wearing a crown doesn't make you royality.  otherwise, every kid who eats at burger king would become princes and princeseseses.

You mean... they don't? That's the only reason I eat at Burger King. Well, that and their relatively cheap menu. The only drawback is that creepy "Burger King" guy who just walks around with that insane, frozen Hengfiskian grin on his face. If they ever do a M, S, and T movie, the "Burger King" guy will have to play him. No dialog, just the Burger King creep strangling people on the Tan'ja Stairs.

 

#347 2007-11-12 14:15:00

The Microphone
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Susan Queen of the Universe wrote:

you silly boy!  wearing a crown doesn't make you royality. 

She's actually right. It's the nigh-incestuous marriages and the limited gene pool that make royalty... and the deep south.

Coincidence?


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#348 2007-11-12 14:37:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Genisis X wrote:

I'm not a street rat!
-X

*lights the lamp, not the rat*


Someday will find you.

 

#349 2007-11-12 15:11:00

Zim28
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Stefan wrote:

Wasn't there a butterfly pastry in War of the Flowers? I wonder what that would've tasted like.

Probably like chicken.


I was "Dan" back on Shadowmarch.

 

#350 2007-11-12 16:44:00

strangeshe
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Re: DOGBLOG: Watershed. (Not Miiru's shed.)

Dan wrote:

Probably like chicken.

Bwaha!

 

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