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#51 2007-03-03 07:52:00

Miiru
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Right! That's it; silly, silly, silly! /Python

Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse.
-wiked

 

#52 2007-03-03 07:53:00

Miiru
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Em wrote:

Well (following along with Miiru)

That's right; blame me. It's always MIIRU who's to blame for leading astray the innocent and righteous; it's MIIRU's fault everyone's suddenly gutterbound and giggling.

I shall just be over here. Sulking magnificently.

Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse.
-wiked

 

#53 2007-03-03 07:53:00

The Microphone
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Folicle Mongoose
Nails McKitten
Cuticle Koala
Biclops Jackal
Lips Eggman Walrus

Cast them in any roles you can think of :)

For a dollar you could find a girl of every possible design,
But you couldn't find a decent man, or a word spoken kind.
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#54 2007-03-03 08:01:00

Jaime
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Miiru wrote:



That's right; blame me. It's always MIIRU who's to blame for leading astray the innocent and righteous; it's MIIRU's fault everyone's suddenly gutterbound and giggling.

Because it's certainly never me.

fish!

Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

-- Heinlein

 

#55 2007-03-03 08:07:00

Miiru
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

~hate hate hate~

On that note, you should call me later, after I've had some sleep. :D Gotta talk to you.

Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse.
-wiked

 

#56 2007-03-03 08:36:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Miiru wrote:



That's right; blame me. It's always MIIRU who's to blame for leading astray the innocent and righteous; it's MIIRU's fault everyone's suddenly gutterbound and giggling.

I shall just be over here. Sulking magnificently.

You make that sound like it's a BAD thing. *wonders what Miiru's complaining about* Personally, I delight in luring people into the gutter. The more, the merrier!

Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.

 

#57 2007-03-03 11:26:00

Miiru
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

(Shhhh! You'll ruin my cover!)

Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse.
-wiked

 

#58 2007-03-03 12:20:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Miiru wrote:

(Shhhh! You'll ruin my cover!)

[whispers]Oh, right.[/whisper]

Pay no attention to that watery tart lyin' in the gutter lobbing enticements at the innocent and righteous in an attempt to lead them astray.

Does that help?

Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.

 

#59 2007-03-03 12:24:00

Miiru
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

AAAUGH! COME SEE THE SILLINESS INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!

Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse.
-wiked

 

#60 2007-03-03 12:32:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Supreme silliness derives from a mandate from the dog. Miiru, is your arm clad in the purest shimmering samite?

Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.

 

#61 2007-03-03 12:33:00

Jaime
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Miiru wrote:

~hate hate hate~

On that note, you should call me later, after I've had some sleep. :D Gotta talk to you.

Gimme holla!

Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

-- Heinlein

 

#62 2007-03-03 12:51:00

Miiru
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Em wrote:

Supreme silliness derives from a mandate from the dog. Miiru, is your arm clad in the purest shimmering samite?

For you, baby? Anything. ;)

Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse.
-wiked

 

#63 2007-03-03 12:52:00

Miiru
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Jaime wrote:



Gimme holla!

Still haven't slept. As evidenced by the fact that it took me four tries to type that.

Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse.
-wiked

 

#64 2007-03-03 15:29:00

rybolton
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

This is indeed a silly thread, in fact I think it may actually come with 30% more ridiculous shenanigans than the last such thread.

And introducing Toenail Canary for the role of wing man...

Toenail Canary is a bit of a practical joker though...  He's always playing dead in enclosed areas simply to make Crotch  wonder about the air supply.

[ March 03, 2007: Message edited by: rybolton ]

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#65 2007-03-03 15:58:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Miiru wrote:

For you, baby? Anything. ;)

You talk so sweet ... *swoons*

Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.

 

#66 2007-03-03 16:03:00

Matt
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

rybolton wrote:

And introducing Toenail Canary for the role of wing man...]

I was kinda hoping to cast Uvula Chihuahua in that role, but maybe s/he's better suited to the part of rich, eccetric client anyhow.

"The world up and went sane and I was left to stand alone."

-- Latigo Flint

 

#67 2007-03-03 16:15:00

Matt
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

On second-thought, rich may be implicit in eccentric.  If you're poor, you're probably just "creepy" or "off".

Let's not get too caught up in the details, though.  As long as we're all picturing Uvula Chihuahua with an ivory cigarette holder and air of vague disdain, then I think we're on the same page.

"The world up and went sane and I was left to stand alone."

-- Latigo Flint

 

#68 2007-03-03 17:56:00

bandit
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Dude, Uvula Chihuahua for a new cabinet post as secretary of the adorable.

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Tom Servo: No, he smells like apples.
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#69 2007-03-03 18:09:00

strangeshe
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

But let's not forget:
Philtrum Stoat, DA
'Stache Papillon, the Button Man
Gams Meerkat, the Chippy
Mitts Gibbon, Enforcer
and the Droppers: Flippers Wallaby and Beezer Krill

It's getting smoky in here...

 

#70 2007-03-03 19:31:00

Firsfron of Ronchester
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

I'm having difficulty following this thread.

 

#71 2007-03-03 20:28:00

lian
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

I'm half convinced it has now jumped the shark anyway, since bandit evoked the gorgeous, un-toppable concept of "secretary of the adorable". Gosh.

(note to self: be lss obvs abt. sucking up t/bandit. yrs trly, j.b.)

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#72 2007-03-03 21:11:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Big Toe Toadie ... to carry and schlep ...

Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.

 

#73 2007-03-04 12:12:00

Tad
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

Jumped the shark?  This topic has jumped the shark AND done the Director's Cut unedited twenty-two minute Fonzie dance solo.

Aaaay!

"God bless your crooked little heart."

- Tom Waits

 

#74 2007-03-04 12:29:00

Miiru
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

I paid good money for that dance solo; y'all had better enjoy it.

Ted Kennedy in a speedo is just another sign of the coming apocalypse.
-wiked

 

#75 2007-03-04 12:55:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: Underwater Man vs. the Chihuahua of Doom

*skips to the outtakes and deleted scenes*

Now, THIS should be fun.

Don't let appearances fool you, there's always only one reality. 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.

 

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