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#51 2007-07-31 21:06:00

Hiragana
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

**squishes the jellybeanfactory**

I have missed thee!!

*furtively stashes the periwinkle*


DOOM!

 

#52 2007-07-31 21:08:00

cyan
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

LOL!!!


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#53 2008-01-18 07:28:40

Hiragana
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

**dives into the jellybeans with morose satisfaction**

BUMP!!!

err..


DOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#54 2008-01-20 20:10:24

ceywren
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

*applies the lightning*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! it LIVES!


"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

-Gordon Downie, Mystery-

 

#55 2008-01-20 20:47:08

Genisis X
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

Mwahaha.

That is all.

-X


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#56 2008-01-24 21:55:20

ceywren
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

well okay, maybe it doesn't live...
*steals some black and runs back to the mint*


"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

-Gordon Downie, Mystery-

 

#57 2008-01-25 10:52:21

cyan
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

G'maen Factory!


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#58 2008-01-30 09:28:28

Magpie
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

*throws black jellybeans at  Mrs Pickle.*

*puts in a vote for bamboo jellybeans of beatingness*

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#59 2008-01-30 16:35:06

ceywren
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

hey! keep some of those for the rest of us! *eyes some of her own black-jellybeanable people*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

-Gordon Downie, Mystery-

 

#60 2008-02-25 21:08:05

cyan
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

Ceywren!  We have a petition for a 'Croissant of Evil' jellybean!  What do you think?  Buttery?


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#61 2008-02-25 21:18:22

ceywren
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

buttery croissant of evil jellybean of doom? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! what an alizarinly ivoried request. *waves the plague in a magic way while everyone is silvered*


"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

-Gordon Downie, Mystery-

 

#62 2008-02-25 21:27:48

cyan
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

Yeah, like that, your Ghostiness!  *grapes*


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#63 2008-02-25 21:37:01

ceywren
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

any other requests i've missed along the way?


"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

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#64 2008-02-25 21:43:10

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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

By God ... it does my dark, villanous heart proud to see a "Buttery Jelly Beans of Evil Croissantness," it does ....



....



*sniff*


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#65 2008-02-25 21:43:23

cyan
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

I think Magpie had a request for Bamboo jellybeans of Beatingness.  I'm not sure that I'd vote for it though, because it was them bamboo sticks she threatened me with that lost me Deornoth.


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#66 2008-02-25 21:46:30

ceywren
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

bwahahaha! what a perfect flavour to kick someone's butt with. done!


"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

-Gordon Downie, Mystery-

 

#67 2008-02-25 21:48:16

ceywren
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

it's in contraband, though. should only use them in very dire circumstances.
hmmm...i should make a jelly bean of jelly bean creatingness. (of doom!)


"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

-Gordon Downie, Mystery-

 

#68 2008-02-25 21:51:18

cyan
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

Rook wrote:

By God ... it does my dark, villanous heart proud to see a "Buttery Jelly Beans of Evil Croissantness," it does ....



....



*sniff*

We, here at the Jelly Bean Factory of Doom, take our responsibility very seriously.  We strive not only to meet, but exceed, the expectations of our customers and fellow Smarchers.  No Doom shall go un-Jelly Beaned!


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#69 2008-02-25 21:52:32

cyan
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

ceywren wrote:

it's in contraband, though. should only use them in very dire circumstances.

Ah, excellent choice!


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#70 2008-02-25 22:00:16

cyan
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

Oh dear, I think I just found my new sig.


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#71 2008-02-25 22:10:22

ceywren
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

*LOL* how black!
and i just realised we don't have a jelly bean of awesomeness. nor do we have one for doom itself! what we were thinking?!?!


"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

-Gordon Downie, Mystery-

 

#72 2008-02-25 22:14:19

cyan
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

ceywren wrote:

*LOL* how black!
and i just realised we don't have a jelly bean of awesomeness. nor do we have one for doom itself! what we were thinking?!?!

Seems we've been skirting the issues here!  We have amazing and evil, but not awesome and doom.  *ponders*

Do we have an amber?  Oh yes, that's alertness, duh!

Thinking...


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#73 2008-02-25 22:16:36

cyan
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

K, how about:

Aubergine jelly beans of awsomeness
Dusky jellybeans of doom

Or maybe just 'dark' for doom?


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#74 2008-02-25 22:19:00

ceywren
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

or dank? is doom dank?
aubergine jelly beans of awesomeness!
hmmm still need a creating word though.


"It's not that it's such a mystery
This new-found malaise.
It's just that this mystery
Has taken your place."

-Gordon Downie, Mystery-

 

#75 2008-02-25 22:20:07

cyan
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Re: Jelly Bean Factory of Doom -- The Annex

Oooh!  Deepest Darkest Jelly Beans of Doom!


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