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Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies -- 'God damn it, you've got to be kind.'
-    Kurt Vonnegut, 1922-2007

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#551 2006-05-21 18:44:00

Marian
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Hmm, if it helps, the kids I watch - boys - went through a two-year girls phase, where they each had girlfriends in their individual classes.

There was a good deal of drama when a New Girl came into the 6-year-old boy's class, and like all the other boys, he fell for her. His previous item of adoration handled this well. Before a birthday party, her mom was trying to prepare her for the divided attention, and she sighed and said, "It's okay, Mom. Whenever she's around, it's like I'm not even there."

But I promised good news. The good news is, all the children seem to have moved past this as they entered Higher Levels of Learning. (It's a Montessori crowd.) Now they're normal kids who go "ewww!" when kissing or girl's underwear is mentioned.

Not that girl's underwear is mentioned a lot. It does come up occasionally, though, especially when one uses popular magazines for collage projects....

 

#552 2006-05-21 19:35:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Tad, simple question here. Your Anthology that's coming out, does any of the stories contained within pertain to novels you've written?


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#553 2006-05-21 20:03:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

eidolon wrote:

*cackles*

The Smutsisters made their only official Prophecy back in early 2002, and so far Devon's right on track to fulfill it...

We're one for one. This is cause for celebration, I think. ~plots sangria~


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#554 2006-05-22 12:01:00

Stuart
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Perhaps she's trying to tell you that she's like an onion, no you're right, you're doomed, a fate I accepted as soon as the XXs outnumbered the XYs.  Daddy can I..Yes, does my bum...No, ooh shiny can I have...Yes. (that goes for both), etc. etc. the path of least resistance is well troden.


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#555 2006-05-22 12:04:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Having grown two daughters to teenage-hood, the best advice I can give is ...

... build another bathroom.


Someday will find you.

 

#556 2006-05-22 12:07:00

Stuart
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Already done that!

I'm now building a garage in which to hide!


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#557 2006-05-22 16:16:00

Tad
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Yes, Stefan, there's an OTHERLAND story ("The Happiest Dead Boy in the World" and a SHADOWMARCH story, "A Tale from the Book of Regret", which is also still available here on the website, I think.

My Osten Ard story from the first Legends anthology isn't in RITE, because my publishers would prefer me to hold onto it for when we do the Osten Ard anthology.


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- Tom Waits

 

#558 2006-05-23 05:13:00

Ren
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

*waits*
*fidgets*
*paces*
...is it here yet?


"You know, if you ate more comfort food you'd probably kill less people"
- Hurley, Lost

 

#559 2006-05-23 05:24:00

Sahi
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

They haven't sent it to me yet, so I guess that it isn't. *pouts*

yalahii.


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#560 2006-05-23 11:05:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

If it's RITE you're talking about, I still have the page-proofs, so until I send them back, they obviously can't start publishing them.

Actually, I think it's scheduled for autumn.

But you can probably find out at the Subterranean Press site.  I just saw the cover painting, by the way.  It looks great.  It's one of those lots-of-elements-from-the-book, but really nicely done, including a prominent placement of Durer's rhinocerous, which I featured in a unicorn anthology story.


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- Tom Waits

 

#561 2006-05-23 11:08:00

Stuart
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Ah ha, so it's all your fault again, and your bold as brass to admit it!

Autumn, I should have finished of Norrell and Strange by then, at about 10 pages a week.


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#562 2006-05-23 13:02:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

*Autumn*?!

But I can't wait until autumn! ~whine~ I want it *now*, Daddy!

Ack. Channeling someone else's childhood again; sorry.


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#563 2006-05-23 14:45:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Wow, this book sounds awesome. Can't wait.


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#564 2006-05-24 10:57:00

rimses
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

autumn sounds so much better than fall.

if you had to wait for it until fall, it wouldnīt be half as great, i am sure.

and you canīt say autumnal with fall, can you?

 

#565 2006-05-25 08:37:00

Libra-in-a-roundabout-way
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Gahh!!! I'll be waiting for ever then...before it's out in our wet wet land...and me without creditcard...

*puppy eyes at the american smarchers*

Make a deal??? *dimples of doom working their magic*


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#566 2006-05-25 08:54:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Will be mostly happy to help however I can, Libra ... and if it's sold at B&N, I have a discount card.


Someday will find you.

 

#567 2006-05-25 08:59:00

Libra-in-a-roundabout-way
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Yay!!!!!

*does silly happy dance*


"If you say that getting the money is the most important thing, you will spend you life completely wasting your time. You'll be doing things you don't like doing in order to go on living, that is, to go on doing things you don't like doing... which is stupid."
~ Alan Watts

 

#568 2006-05-25 09:02:00

Em
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

*joins in silly happy dancing*


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#569 2006-05-26 00:16:00

Sahi
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Libra, if I'd known a bit earlier, I could have ordered you one too. If you really want to I still can, but they'll probably charge $20 shipping costs...

Yalahii.


"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein

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#570 2006-05-27 12:40:00

Tad
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

I'm working on all kinds of things.  Having fun with DRAGONS OF ORDINARY FARM rewrite, and tons of fun resurrecting old DC super-characters for THE FACTORY.  I just sent a begging email for the publisher asking for a particular character to use and abuse (plus a few other more minor characters), and he wrote back, "Merry Xmas!  And you can have the telepath, too."

Now where else but in my business can you get emails like that as part of your job.  Well, I suppose the gaming industry.

Paid adult money to think like a kid.  Is this a great space/time continuum, or what?


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#571 2006-05-27 17:07:00

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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Telepath could mean a lot of DC Characters. You are a good at teasing! Unfair!


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#572 2006-05-27 19:58:00

Jaime
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

(Miiru writing as)

Can I have the telepath when you're done? I promise I'll take good care of it. :D


Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

-- Heinlein

 

#573 2006-05-30 12:01:00

Tad
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

I think this particular telepath will be pretty well trashed by the time I get done with him/her.

Stefan, trust me, unless you are the biggest, most obsessive DC geek in the universe, you won't know/remember THAT particular telepath.

The other one I'm featuring heavily, yes.  But not that one.

Kids wore me down like an old fan belt this holiday weekend.  Very overstimulated -- they had two sleepovers, one home, one away -- and LOUD.  I was just a human wince by the time they finally got quiet last night.

No mute button on kids.  Except yelling "shut up!", which I try not to do very often.

Oy, my head...


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- Tom Waits

 

#574 2006-05-30 12:30:00

Sahi
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Have you tried ear plugs, Tad?

yalahii.


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First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian
You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.

 

#575 2006-05-30 12:49:00

Libra-in-a-roundabout-way
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Re: DOGBLOG: The Math and Manners Cave

Uhm...young cheese would do the trick too...

*in case of not having earplugs*


"If you say that getting the money is the most important thing, you will spend you life completely wasting your time. You'll be doing things you don't like doing in order to go on living, that is, to go on doing things you don't like doing... which is stupid."
~ Alan Watts

 

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