- Ad1tu
- Pilgrim
- From: Buffalo
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It's one of those Fridays, were REALLY no one wants to be here. Not only because it's slow, our bosses aren't here so much, and it's Friday, but because the next lotto drawing is tonight and everyone (mostly) is excited for it. We did a group office purchase, and fiancee & I bought a couple tickets, because hey.. $1 per ticket isn't that bad for a chance to win.
If you should do what makes you happy, and no one can tell you what makes you happy, then that means no one can tell you what to do!
- Sahi
- Mantis
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"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein
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- Sahi
- Mantis
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Going couch spotting today. (i.e. my mom is looking for a new one)
Hopefully it will leave me enough time to go shopping this afternoon.
"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein
First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.
- Sahi
- Mantis
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No time to go shopping sadly. But still had a good day.
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First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.
- ylvs
- Mantis
- From: On the sunny side of life
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In an alternate universe, author Bobby Williams is known for his epic fantasy called, "Recollection, Sadness, and Spike". -- Cyan
- Magpie
- Mantis
- From: the town of thistly flowerbeds
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We're having cold and wet weather as well - but we do need the rain, too, it has been pretty dry lately.
Pretty windy, too. Yesterday, I came to work to find my boss without his usual cap, which looked just odd - later, my colleague told me it got blown away by the wind and he wasn't able to find it again. A couple of hours later, the ladyboss (his wife) came into the shop carrying the cap. "What's [the boss]'s cap doing on the compost heap?" she asked me, and I told her it had gotten blown away. "Oh," she said, "and I was wondering why he'd throw it away on the compost heap." I still crack up every time I think about that!
I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness! - cyan babbling about books and plantsmy crazy customers
- ylvs
- Mantis
- From: On the sunny side of life
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Of course you are right for the rain. But does it have to be so cold again?
You really should write a book about your working place. These little stories make me laugh and smile - I enjoy them very much. Thank you for sharing!
In an alternate universe, author Bobby Williams is known for his epic fantasy called, "Recollection, Sadness, and Spike". -- Cyan
- Magpie
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Hm, maybe I should really start writing down these little anectotes. I often have one or two in a day (sometimes funny, sometimes frustrating). Sometimes I remember to post them here (or on my blog), but I probably forget a lot of them.
Oh, remembered another moment when the ladyboss made me laugh: We'd been talking to the Whistler, one of our regulars, an older guy I really dislike because he apparently can't say what he wants without putting his arm around me. So now I always keep a distance of a couple of steps. Anyway, I don't even remember what we were talking about, but he was as annoyingly chummy as usual. Then he left, and as soon as he was out the door, the ladyboss muttered, "Jerk." Ah, I love having bosses who know the customer is not always right.
I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness! - cyan babbling about books and plantsmy crazy customers
- Sahi
- Mantis
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Ick, I always hate people like that too!
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First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.
- Magpie
- Mantis
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To be honest, I like the Whistler less than Mr Moustache, because I don't have to worry about seeing the Whistler anywhere other than at work. (And have I ever mentioned that I love giving nicknames to my customers? They're so much easier to deal with if you're silently calling them things like Mrs Rude, Mrs Whine and Mrs Haggle!)
I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness! - cyan babbling about books and plantsmy crazy customers
- Ad1tu
- Pilgrim
- From: Buffalo
- Registered: 2004-02-22
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I hate it when: I was so unbelievably bored last week at work and today I have been working non-stop and gotten 7 new things thrown at me. Really. You guys are just as bad as college professors, all planning test on the same week! ... I guess it's good to know that some things never change? I'll still complain about it, though :P
Ok so my fiancee and I are going healthy! He's starting to lift and is giving me some little exercises for me to do. This also means big diet changes. So my question for ya'll is: I like drinking something other than water sometimes, so I figured I'd have some green tea in the fridge. Only the Lipton Green Tea isn't super great... Suggestions??
If you should do what makes you happy, and no one can tell you what makes you happy, then that means no one can tell you what to do!
- ylvs
- Mantis
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Sister lives in CA, she always has very tasty chilled teas in her fridge. I'll ask her which brands they are ... Be back on that tomorrow.
In an alternate universe, author Bobby Williams is known for his epic fantasy called, "Recollection, Sadness, and Spike". -- Cyan
- Magpie
- Mantis
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I always make my own herbal teas... grow them myself, too, but that's because I'm an obsessed gardener, and also I'm cheap and would rather spend money on a plant once than on tea all the time. ;)
They're doing some work on the train line, so I have to take a bus this week. What do we bet I'll be late for work every single day? And come home late, too?
I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness! - cyan babbling about books and plantsmy crazy customers
- Sahi
- Mantis
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Sorry, I won't take that bet!
"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein
First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.
- Ad1tu
- Pilgrim
- From: Buffalo
- Registered: 2004-02-22
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Well, Magpie, I have killed cacti because I forgot to water them... That was a few years ago. Now, we own a (just one!) spider plant that is at least still alive. Let's just say I'm hesitant to take care of plants. (I find that I forget about them.)
If you should do what makes you happy, and no one can tell you what makes you happy, then that means no one can tell you what to do!
- Magpie
- Mantis
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There I thought my morning sucked because I was late again (20 min this time)... and then I got to work to find two police cars there - the nursery was broken into last night. Luckily, they didn't take anything (there was only the change drawer, and apparently that was not enough money to bother taking), but they broke every single lock and cut plastic foil of one of the greenhouse side vents - it's like they had a race to see who could get in first.
Ad1tu, I think it's easier to kill a cactus by forgetting to water it than something that needs to be watered often - a cactus needs water so infrequently that you never get into the habit of watering it, while with something that needs water more often, you get used to having to check on it (although it helps to have it in a prominent location, and use a plant that looks very dramatically wilted when it gets too dry). For me, checking on my balcony is as much part of my morning routine as brushing my teeth. But then, as I said, I'm an obsessed gardener. ;) I don't mean to push you to start growing your own herbs... just saying that killing or not killing plants isn't a matter of talent so much as of habit.
I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness! - cyan babbling about books and plantsmy crazy customers
- Sahi
- Mantis
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I've killed a few cacti in the past too, but last year I ate quite a few of my own home-grown veggies. I won't claim to have green fingers, but it's possible for plant-killers like us to grow stuff. :)
"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein
First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.
- Ad1tu
- Pilgrim
- From: Buffalo
- Registered: 2004-02-22
- Posts: 2489
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Egads! Glad everyone is ok and that the break-in happened at night. Stuff like that is scary.
I feel like I would enjoy landscaping a house (if I ever own one). Taking care of shrubbery, planting new flowers each spring, seeing daffodils come up year after year, mulching. So I can't say as I'd be totally opposed to "gardening" but rather I can't do it with our current set up. Maybe someday! But for now, the stores shall profit from me visiting the produce section and the tea and spice aisles... :)
Edited for poor grammar :(
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If you should do what makes you happy, and no one can tell you what makes you happy, then that means no one can tell you what to do!
- Ad1tu
- Pilgrim
- From: Buffalo
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Pending conversation:
"So, Ad1tu, did you get those payments identified?" "Our accounting software has been down all morning. How EXACTLY would you like me to do that? Telepathy?"
I know it's coming. Because coworker is special like that...
If you should do what makes you happy, and no one can tell you what makes you happy, then that means no one can tell you what to do!
- Ad1tu
- Pilgrim
- From: Buffalo
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Oh, I lied, that conversation didn't happen. I just had people walk over, talk stuff off my desk, and put it back in a different spot. Without saying a word to me. While I was sitting here. ... I'm not sure which would be worse...
Also, apparently it Grumpy / Complainy Wednesday. Why am I surrounded by these people...
So what happened was: Our small business uses Quickbooks for it's accounting software, but in the past year or two, we've really grown beyond it's capacities. We just do a lot of transactions, hundreds a day. Quickbooks recommends that your company file be no bigger than 300MB. Our file is over 750MB. This makes the system incredibly slow, which in itself is not a huge issue (for everyone except my one coworker...) however we may or may not have obtained the incorrect version a number of years ago, thus causing corrupt data issues when we got an updated version a couple years ago, and still causing issues today. Because we keep everything ever. So my manager decided last night, after everyone left, to try and run some kind of condense, to make the company file smaller and hopefully alleviate some issues. This did not work, as apparently there is a box that pops up asking you for a response and you must click a button, otherwise it does not continue. She is trying to run it again, and hopefully it will work, but there's no guarentees. Worst case scenario: We build a new company file from the ground up. This would be an immense project, as we have thousands of customers and thousands of vendors. Coworker B basically told manager "Well you have fun with that, staying all night to enter data, I'm not doing that." To which manager replied, "If it happens, which I'm not sure yet if we will need to do that or not, it is mandatory." Coworker B said, "Well isn't that what we have IT people for?" Really? You're expecting someone in a completely different department to do YOUR job because YOU don't want to? You are the person who gets grumpy when someone else even hints at potentially doing 1 invoice (her job) but now you're too good for re-entry? (She has also complained, as I type this, that oh noes, she got 6 emails at once! It's the end of the world!!! Please... you're surrounded by people who get dozes of email an hour, shut up about your freaking 6.)
Now I'm grumpy! Thanks guys! Gah...
If you should do what makes you happy, and no one can tell you what makes you happy, then that means no one can tell you what to do!
- Magpie
- Mantis
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I tripped and fell in a spectacularly clumsy way today... now my shins and knees are quite bruised.
Funny moment today: I often have to help my older customers to pick the right coins out of their wallets. Today was the first time I had to help someone get her wallet out of her pocket - she'd put it in the back pocket of her jeans, and could not get it out!
I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness! - cyan babbling about books and plantsmy crazy customers
- Magpie
- Mantis
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Oh, and people who want me to do some garden-care work for them should give me a number where I can actually reach them, instead of just getting a "sorry, we're on holiday" message. *shrug* Well, she has my number, so she can call me, and if not, well, not my fault.
I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness! - cyan babbling about books and plantsmy crazy customers
- Ad1tu
- Pilgrim
- From: Buffalo
- Registered: 2004-02-22
- Posts: 2489
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Oof. Did not sleep well last night, I'm super tired right now. Today should be interesting...
I'm also sore, started doing some light exercises and boy can I tell I don't exercise. I didn't do a lot, so I wouldn't think I'd be sore, but I am...
If you should do what makes you happy, and no one can tell you what makes you happy, then that means no one can tell you what to do!
- Magpie
- Mantis
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Eep, I think I forgot to label the flat of seeds I sowed at work yesterday - I hope I'll remember to check tomorrow, and label it before I forget what it was!
I hope it won't rain tomorrow afternoon - got the chance to earn some extra money by doing some garden-care work for a customer, and rain would make that rather unpleasant. Then again, I don't really want to work at all right now... I'd rather stay home and read.
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I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness! - cyan babbling about books and plantsmy crazy customers
- Magpie
- Mantis
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Three-day weekend ahead, but I don't think it will be very relaxing - going to visit friends and family. I do look forward to meeting them, but I'm also feeling a little worn-out (too much reading, too little sleep), and kind of wish I could just curl up at home and not talk to anyone.
I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness! - cyan babbling about books and plantsmy crazy customers
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