Every person has 10 toes (well, most), and most have 2 eyes. So there's like 14 billion eyes, but 70 billion toes. The eyes have an impossible situation trying to keep track of all the toes, it's a losing battle. So it's not surprising that toes are going to get tread on, run over, and sometimes even smashed with intent.
- KenanScrollbearerbabbling about books and plants