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#26 2008-12-09 20:06:26

Em
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

*demands the ISBN for Maladroit's books*

Last edited by Em (2008-12-09 20:27:07)


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#27 2008-12-09 20:24:37

strangeshe
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

*giggles at Mal*

 

#28 2008-12-10 09:32:05

hoobie
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

In no particular order...

MS&T
Otherland
LOTR
The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant (as many as i'm allowed... at least the first trilogy)
The Chronicles of Prydain

Last edited by hoobie (2008-12-10 14:45:05)


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#29 2008-12-11 03:34:38

xavie
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

I was considering taking the Qur'an - it's been sitting on my bookshelf for over two years but I never get to read it. I desert island would be the perfect spot, I think. I'm not so sure, If it's the base I want to build a new society upon, but we still have the inter-island library, right?

For a second book - The Collective Works of Friedrich Schiller, which is a German classic I actually own and like.

Third will be Magpie's Biologica and fourth one of Maldroit's How to survive on an island, defend yourself against tigers and come to like coconut milk. Sounds very sensible to me.

Number five will be a collection of fairy tales by Grimm brothers - for the children and myself.

 

#30 2008-12-11 17:21:20

Libra-in-a-roundabout-way
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

Maladroit wrote:

1. How to Build a Boat, Cee Sick

2. Desert Island on $5 a Day, Didya Packawallet

3. Learning to Love Coconut Milk, Howie Runs

4. How to Build a Boat Sand Castle, Gritty Sails

5. LOTR, Duh!!

*snortgiggle*


"If you say that getting the money is the most important thing, you will spend you life completely wasting your time. You'll be doing things you don't like doing in order to go on living, that is, to go on doing things you don't like doing... which is stupid."
~ Alan Watts

 

#31 2008-12-11 17:23:00

Libra-in-a-roundabout-way
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

Marian wrote:

I love you guys. We can't even stay on topic with the books-desert-island question.

We'll have that desert island populated, industrialized and Chem-Dried before Tad gets back!

*actually thinks that it could have been much worse*

*much worse indeed*


"If you say that getting the money is the most important thing, you will spend you life completely wasting your time. You'll be doing things you don't like doing in order to go on living, that is, to go on doing things you don't like doing... which is stupid."
~ Alan Watts

 

#32 2008-12-22 13:27:25

Grinth
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

Since Tad books go without saying.  5 other choices:

1. History of the World in 10 and a Half Chapters~Julian Barnes

2. A Confederacy of Dunces~John Kennedy Toole

3. Neverending Story~Michael Ende

4. Gulliver's Travels~Jonathan Swift

5. Huck Finn-Mark Twain


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#33 2008-12-22 14:32:22

Clods
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

I would take books I haven't read before, so not sure what they would be but probably from my favourite authors, like Tad, Julian May, Ian M Banks... and some authors I've never read before to enjoy something new.


"One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams." E. V. Lucas

 

#34 2008-12-24 13:06:43

ArcticSwan360
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

Wishing everyone here happy holidays any happy new year.


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#35 2009-02-05 20:10:05

Maladroit
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

So, I see Tad's looking at the Ten Most Magnificent Trees in the World, and that a tree in my hometown is listed as bonus tree #1.


Tad - when are you going to plan that Magnificent Tree Visitation Tour and COME TO GEORGIA?!?!?!


Ahem.


(It's not nagging if you wait a month between episodes.)

 

#36 2009-02-15 17:16:11

Firsfron of Ronchester
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

1. The Lord of the Rings

2. Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn (even if I have to go the Libra route and duct-tape them together... which would be a shame, with their pretty covers and all... but stuff happens on desert islands, anyway. You can't expect books to remain pristine on a desert island).

3. The Wheel of Time (the first three books were good, and I can use the remaining books as pages and pages of kindling when I get mad at the stupidity... thus serving a dual purpose!)

4. The Complete Works of Shakespeare (which I haven't read all of yet, and much of which would be good new reading material)

5. Something I haven't read before (Just to keep boredom away)


...On the other hand, if Kiema's going to be offering an inter-island loan service, that might change my answers considerably.


And I've found my new sig!

 

#37 2009-02-18 04:44:07

DrAtomic
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

Imajica - Clive Barker
The Stand - Stephen King (the uncut edition or re-edited one that adds over 400 pages to the original).
Otherland - Tad Williams
The Sphere - Michael Crichton
Asterisk - [s]sry can't remember author[/s]Campbell Armstrong

Last edited by DrAtomic (2009-02-24 02:56:11)

 

#38 2009-02-24 10:37:49

Lunar
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

5 only..that aint easy

The (ultimate) Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
The Sandman- Neil Gaiman ( Can I just glue all 10 volumes together so they just count as one book?)
Otherland-Tad williams
Silmarillion-Tolkien
Ronia the Robber's Daughter- Astrid Lindgren


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#39 2009-02-24 10:47:01

Em
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

Lunar wrote:

Ronia the Robber's Daughter- Astrid Lindgren

I love Pippi Longstocking!!! I did not realize she wrote more.

*looks up on Amazon.com* Now, I want! *pouts* I iz broke. *sigh*

I wonder if the library has them?


Someday will find you.

 

#40 2009-02-24 10:49:59

Magpie
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

I always liked Ronia much more than Pippi.
I think Ronia was actually one of the first books I read in English, at least a part of it - or had to, rather. But not even my horrible teacher managed to ruin it for me.


I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness!
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#41 2009-02-24 11:10:34

Lunar
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

Em wrote:

Lunar wrote:

Ronia the Robber's Daughter- Astrid Lindgren

I love Pippi Longstocking!!! I did not realize she wrote more.

*looks up on Amazon.com* Now, I want! *pouts* I iz broke. *sigh*

I wonder if the library has them?

Oh Ronia is even better than Pipi (imho) and there also is a good movie of Ronia :-)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088015/ I think I´ve seen a clip on youtube that there also is a english Version.

I love it, Ronia was  my childhood Heroine  (and still is).
We used to Welcome Spring just as Ronia did, hehe Magpie knows what that means...
imagine a bunch of 5 year old kids doing that.. so much fun


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#42 2009-02-24 11:15:10

Magpie
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

Lunar wrote:

Em wrote:

Lunar wrote:

Ronia the Robber's Daughter- Astrid Lindgren

I love Pippi Longstocking!!! I did not realize she wrote more.

*looks up on Amazon.com* Now, I want! *pouts* I iz broke. *sigh*

I wonder if the library has them?

Oh Ronia is even better than Pipi (imho) and there also is a good movie of Ronia :-)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088015/ I think I´ve seen a clip on youtube that there also is a english Version.

I love it, Ronia was  my childhood Heroine  (and still is).
We used to Welcome Spring just as Ronia did, hehe Magpie knows what that means...
imagine a bunch of 5 year old kids doing that.. so much fun

Oh yes...

Now I want to reread. And continue colouring the illustrations in the book.


I think we've just proven that our greatest power is silliness!
- cyan

babbling about books and plants
my crazy customers

 

#43 2009-02-24 13:13:56

cyan
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

Can we arrange to be stranded on the same desert island together?


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#44 2009-02-24 13:18:13

Em
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

Good idea, Cyan. Looks like we have the start of a nice library!


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#45 2009-02-24 13:27:47

Marian
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

cyan wrote:

Can we arrange to be stranded on the same desert island together?

Being stranded with you all is pretty much my dream life, even without the books. I have the most fun with you guys.

 

#46 2009-03-05 22:03:38

chamberk again
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

Catch-22, Joseph Heller
All the King's Men, Robert Penn Warren
East of Eden, John Steinbeck
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Michael Chabon
The Once and Future King, T.H. White

I think reading those five over and over would keep me happy for the rest of my life.  Though.... agh, 100 Years of Solitude is left out...

I'd like to see Tad's. :)

 

#47 2009-03-25 16:31:37

strangeshe
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

FROM TAD:

NO NET!

We are lost deep in the jungles of Incommunicado, going on five days now without an internet connection.  This message is being written on the belly of a shaved white mouse, which will then travel as a pet.  I am smuggling these words out with the help of the mouse's owner, an itinterant gypsy orthodontist who prefers to remain anonymous.  I am  praying that it will reach civilization and those I hold so dear.   

Five days!  Five unholy days without the net!  I suspect a plot -- the first blow, no doubt, meant to cut me off from those who share our love of liberty and high bandwidth trivia.

In fact, I think I see the outliers of this treacherous attack now -- the first wave, coming at us through the wilderness.  Skullsucking drop-monkeys and underwater raccoons (snorkel battalion) and what looks like Narrow Men and god knows what else...I'm afraid we may be in for it, old friends.  Yes, those are definitely Narrow Men.  You can recognize the evil bastards by the gleam of their ties.

Anyway, it's been hell.  To those who've sent us emails of question or support or whatever, we're not ignoring you, we CAN'T GET THROUGH!  No Amazon.com, no MapQuest, no Google -- the stone ages.  It's horrifying, really.  Just the other night we had to order a pizza ON THE PHONE.  That was weird.

So don't go away.  Think of us and keep us in your nightly prayers.   
Clap your hands so the fairies don't die.  We'll be back to the world in a day or so.  Failing that, we will open the world's first All New SteamNet, powered entirely by boiling water -- and now, you can chat by telegraph!  And then we'll inflate a brand, new hovering hot-air site, tighten the guywires, and see you THERE.

Love,

Tad and Deb and the Pet and Child Squadron of Truth

(I will also post this elsewhere on the site, but figured it would be good here, too. ~SS)

 

#48 2009-07-21 03:35:46

ArcticSwan360
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

Hey Tad, Deb, and friends, it's been a while. I hadn't been feeling good lately, I get a lot of debilitating migraines on a chronic basis, as well as dealing with autism and the few hours that were good lately were having chances to hang with friends that I haven't seen in a while. Anyways, at the moment I'm feeling a little better than usual.

Feel much better after an explosion in my head, collapsing to the floor in the darkness and awakening to screams and the strange craving for human brains. Other symptoms include only able to communicate through groans and gaarghs, and more grisly details I will refrain from discussing. At least I can type.


Anyways, I have a question for Tad. Tad, as a writer and someone who enjoys a good videogame, I thought you should check out information on the upcoming PS3 game Heavy Rain. It's from the creator of Indigo Prophecy, one of my favorite games of its generation. I have full confidence that Heavy Rain will be the most groundbreaking game in terms of story and character, and have a good gameplay system to make it possible. However, I think it will actually truly transcend what we perceive games are possible of, showing us what interactive stories/movies and games like Dragons Lair promised too deliver, but couldn't succeed on the level they were meant too. And as a great writer, if you look at the articles and video demonstrations of this game, I think you'd be blown away by what this medium of letting the player tell the story, is finally delivering to us. What makes it so groundbreaking and effective, is the developer's talent for writing and storytelling, actually making the player feel the effects and consequences of their choices - I think it will be the first game to truly go beyond the morale mechanic of choosing good or bad choices and actually explore the gray ones - and the other thing is their talent at really pushing technology forward to make it possible. I'd really encourage you, as well as others who are interested in this promising new take on interactive storytelling, to take a look because it really is mindblowing and a glimpse at what the future holds for the medium of not only games, but telling a story as well.


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#49 2009-10-22 11:23:27

Tad
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

OMG, Maladroit.  OMG.

I still owe this list, huh?  Boy am I slow...


"God bless your crooked little heart."

- Tom Waits

 

#50 2009-10-30 12:59:01

Earthmanu
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Re: DOGHOUSE: Tail Between Legs

Trapped alone on a desert island with FIVE books, I would exchange them immediatly (if possible), for ONE satellite-connection to the coming OTHERLAND MMO...   "Early 2011" has just written Strangeshe as probable shedule...


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