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#76 2008-11-20 21:56:42

PirateJenny
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Registered: 2008-11-17
Posts: 150

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

cyan wrote:

*whistles innocently*

Ha! the two do not go together where you're concerned.

Gah!

 

#77 2008-11-20 22:38:11

cyan
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From: Oakland
Registered: 2005-02-16
Posts: 22772

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Honeygirl, I do not appreciate your attempts to sully my reputation here, in my home on the intarwebz.  Even if your weapon of choice is factual.

"Reality is for those people who can't handle fantasy!" - Genisis X

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#78 2008-11-20 22:44:07

PirateJenny
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Posts: 150

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Very well, then, missy. You're as pure as the purest snow drift on the Swiss Alps.

*glugs rum*

 

#79 2008-11-20 22:55:50

cyan
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From: Oakland
Registered: 2005-02-16
Posts: 22772

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

What?  We're going to the Swiss Alps?  Does that package you're sending me contain airline tickets??  *snuggles*

"Reality is for those people who can't handle fantasy!" - Genisis X

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#80 2008-11-20 22:57:00

PirateJenny
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Registered: 2008-11-17
Posts: 150

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Pack yer skis, lass.

We're takin' this ship.

YARR!! MAN THE SAILS, WENCHES!!

 

#81 2008-11-20 23:15:24

cyan
Mantis
From: Oakland
Registered: 2005-02-16
Posts: 22772

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Oh.

*searches for the spare toothbrush*

*doesn't like snow*

"Reality is for those people who can't handle fantasy!" - Genisis X

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#82 2008-11-21 00:31:41

Sahi
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From: Assendelft (the Netherlands)
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Posts: 37877
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Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Isn't that a fact! But it can in fact be warm in the alps, even when there's snow. *remembers sitting on a terrace in the snow in her t-shirt*

"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein

First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian
You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.

 

#83 2008-11-21 00:35:06

PirateJenny
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Posts: 150

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Warmth and snow go hand in hand together? Wow! :D

Sounds like something I must investigate, someday...

 

#84 2008-11-21 02:10:25

PirateJenny
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Registered: 2008-11-17
Posts: 150

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Coconut jelly, of a thoroughly innocent and very delicious nature. Dead easy to make too.

http://www.lifestylefood.com.au/Recipes … asp?id=523
http://www.foodiesite.com/recipes/2002-02/cocjell.xml
http://www.recipezaar.com/Coconut-Jelly-177840
http://www.recipezaar.com/Coconut-Jelly-177840

 

#85 2008-11-21 06:38:20

Em
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From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42268

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Kin' I go to the Alps? I've got lederhosen.

yoddle-la-he-who?

Someday will find you.

 

#86 2008-11-21 06:53:41

PirateJenny
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Registered: 2008-11-17
Posts: 150

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

There's plenty of room aboard this ship for a Pirate Queen ;)

We get to pillage the Alps. Arrrr, pillage, I says!!

 

#87 2008-11-21 07:05:39

Sahi
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From: Assendelft (the Netherlands)
Registered: 2001-06-04
Posts: 37877
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Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Well it might not always be cold in winter in the alps, but I still prefer ski-trousers to lederhosen. Less conspicuous too.

"I'm a much nicer person online" - Aan'Allein

First member of the Shadowmarch Council of Sages, Official Quiller's Mint Historian
You may call me the Porcupine Lady, or if you are feeling generous the Erinaceous One.

 

#88 2008-11-21 07:18:58

PirateJenny
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Registered: 2008-11-17
Posts: 150

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

That would be sensible :)

If I ever get rich enough to afford Europe *gusty sigh* I want to visit the Tyrol. This is mostly because one of my favourite series when I was a kid were the Chalet School books.

 

#89 2008-11-21 07:41:19

Mwyaren
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From: Hole-In-The-Wall, NY
Registered: 2002-11-16
Posts: 2298
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Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

::sips rum, being very careful to avoid the little blue person::

::balms her snout::

all this coconuttiness makes me feel like a fresh tropical breeze.

Walter, put the cow away, would you?!

 

#90 2008-11-21 13:02:53

PirateJenny
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Registered: 2008-11-17
Posts: 150

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

A fresh tropical breeze would be better than the subtropics without a breeze.

*hands Mwy some more balm*

 

#91 2008-11-21 15:07:13

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42268

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

*steals ALL the rum*

*chugs*

Someday will find you.

 

#92 2008-11-21 15:11:58

Hiragana
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Registered: 2003-02-07
Posts: 9121

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Hoi!

Not ALL the rum!

*grabs a cask for herself*

 

#93 2008-11-21 15:12:41

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42268

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

And I'm taking the cabin boy, too! *stomps her foot*

Someday will find you.

 

#94 2008-11-21 15:14:47

Hiragana
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Registered: 2003-02-07
Posts: 9121

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Ah well, cabin boys are a dime a dozen.

:p

Plenty more where that came from.

 

#95 2008-11-21 15:16:09

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42268

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Hiragana wrote:

Ah well, cabin boys are a dime a dozen.

:p

Plenty more where that came from.

Like elevators? If you miss one, another will be along in an minute?

Someday will find you.

 

#96 2008-11-21 15:18:59

Hiragana
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Registered: 2003-02-07
Posts: 9121

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

*thinks of several things that she could add to that which are very naughty and possibly not family-safe*

*smiles angelically*

 

#97 2008-11-21 15:57:50

Mwyaren
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From: Hole-In-The-Wall, NY
Registered: 2002-11-16
Posts: 2298
Website

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

cabin boy?

::stumble:: *hic*

i wants a cabin boy!  he can help me with my snout balm.

::looks under couch::

Walter, put the cow away, would you?!

 

#98 2008-11-21 16:00:09

Hiragana
Pilgrim
Registered: 2003-02-07
Posts: 9121

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

*brings out a timpani from apparently nowhere*

*beats on it REALLY LOUD*


*grins with satisfaction as an assortment of comely cabin boys tumble in from almost everywhere on the ship*

Take yer pick!

*hands the Mwy-dragon more balm*

 

#99 2008-11-21 16:55:44

Mwyaren
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From: Hole-In-The-Wall, NY
Registered: 2002-11-16
Posts: 2298
Website

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

::hugs Hiragana about the shins::

heeeeyy ca*hic*abin boyeeees

::stumbles over to a particularly swarthy one::

::hands over balm::

help me put this on, please.

::sips rum::

Walter, put the cow away, would you?!

 

#100 2008-11-21 18:24:26

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42268

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Don't wear 'em all out, Mwy!

Someday will find you.

 

 

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