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#51 2008-11-19 20:10:18

Mwyaren
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From: Hole-In-The-Wall, NY
Registered: 2002-11-16
Posts: 2298
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Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

you're flippin' evil.

Walter, put the cow away, would you?!

 

#52 2008-11-19 20:13:44

cyan
Mantis
From: Oakland
Registered: 2005-02-16
Posts: 22778

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Who, me???  *innocent*

"Reality is for those people who can't handle fantasy!" - Genisis X

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#53 2008-11-19 20:57:29

PirateJenny
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Registered: 2008-11-17
Posts: 150

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

She is, she is!

What ho! A consignment!

*opens up boxes `an barrels `an..*

All manner of coconutty arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr goodness!

Coconut candy....arrrrrrrrrrrrr

Apricot and coconut macaroons arrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Coconut jelly....arrrrrrrrr


COCONUT RUM! arrrrrrrrr

ALL ABOARD MATEYS! MORE RUM FOR THE HAVING!

*dives into the coconut candy*

 

#54 2008-11-19 20:58:54

cyan
Mantis
From: Oakland
Registered: 2005-02-16
Posts: 22778

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

PirateJenny wrote:

Coconut jelly....arrrrrrrrr

You are a naughty honeygirl!

"Reality is for those people who can't handle fantasy!" - Genisis X

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#55 2008-11-20 09:19:53

PirateJenny
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Registered: 2008-11-17
Posts: 150

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

cyan wrote:

PirateJenny wrote:

Coconut jelly....arrrrrrrrr

You are a naughty honeygirl!

You know it.


In other news, I very very very nearly posted something that shouldn't be posted and which I would have regretted posting. It's a good thing I caught myself in time :)

*is very proud of her self-control in this instance*

 

#56 2008-11-20 14:47:48

Em
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From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42270

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

*Commandeers The Pirate's Boudoir*

Time fer some high seas piratin', m'hearties.

Batten down the hatches!

Pile on canvas!

We be runnin' with the wind and huntin' the rum!

a-r-r-r-r-r

Yo ho, all hands, hoist the colours high/ Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die!/ Yo ho, haul together, hoist the colours high/ Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die!

Someday will find you.

 

#57 2008-11-20 14:55:18

Mwyaren
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From: Hole-In-The-Wall, NY
Registered: 2002-11-16
Posts: 2298
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Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

::rummages around for something coconutty, preferrably rum::

Walter, put the cow away, would you?!

 

#58 2008-11-20 15:07:55

Em
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From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42270

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Mwyaren wrote:

::rummages around for something coconutty, preferrably rum::

Hey! Watch where ye be rummagin'!

If I warn't a pirate an' all piratey-like, I'd be *giggling* like a schoolgirl!

Last edited by Em (2008-11-20 15:17:14)

Someday will find you.

 

#59 2008-11-20 15:08:28

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42270

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed /And bound her in her bones./ The seas be ours and by the powers/ Where we will, we'll roam.

Someday will find you.

 

#60 2008-11-20 16:04:53

Mwyaren
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From: Hole-In-The-Wall, NY
Registered: 2002-11-16
Posts: 2298
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Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

::cozies up in Em's lap and swills rum::

*hic*

Walter, put the cow away, would you?!

 

#61 2008-11-20 17:01:35

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42270

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Here yer be *refilling Mwy's tumbler*

'member, rum goes in tumbler, not foots.

Yo-ho, yo-ho.

Someday will find you.

 

#62 2008-11-20 18:05:36

Mwyaren
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From: Hole-In-The-Wall, NY
Registered: 2002-11-16
Posts: 2298
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Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

::sticks snout in tumbler and slurps::

yum-hum, yum-humbrblebrble tee heeeeeee

Walter, put the cow away, would you?!

 

#63 2008-11-20 18:16:52

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42270

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Careful that you don't get that tumbler stuck on your ....

snout

Oh, dear.

Someday will find you.

 

#64 2008-11-20 18:43:08

Mwyaren
Pilgrim
From: Hole-In-The-Wall, NY
Registered: 2002-11-16
Posts: 2298
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Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

hom mibble dib dibba mum

::turns too quickly::

*KLONK*

Walter, put the cow away, would you?!

 

#65 2008-11-20 18:44:59

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42270

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Hold still!

*grabs hold of the tumbler*

When I say "now" blow!

one ....

Someday will find you.

 

#66 2008-11-20 18:45:30

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42270

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

.... two ....

Someday will find you.

 

#67 2008-11-20 18:46:09

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42270

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

.... three ....

NOW!!!!

Someday will find you.

 

#68 2008-11-20 18:51:32

Mwyaren
Pilgrim
From: Hole-In-The-Wall, NY
Registered: 2002-11-16
Posts: 2298
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Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

::snorts as hard as she can, but the tumbler won't budge::

::fills tumbler with strawberry smoke, which tickles her nose::

*A-CHOO!*

Walter, put the cow away, would you?!

 

#69 2008-11-20 18:53:52

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42270

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Bless you!

Someday will find you.

 

#70 2008-11-20 20:18:30

Mwyaren
Pilgrim
From: Hole-In-The-Wall, NY
Registered: 2002-11-16
Posts: 2298
Website

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

i think the tumbler moved a little.

::tugs::

Walter, put the cow away, would you?!

 

#71 2008-11-20 20:28:38

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42270

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Suck in those cute little cheeks of yours.

[whispers]Um ... not those cheeks.[/end whisper]

Someday will find you.

 

#72 2008-11-20 20:34:37

Mwyaren
Pilgrim
From: Hole-In-The-Wall, NY
Registered: 2002-11-16
Posts: 2298
Website

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

~suck~

::tugs tumbler::

~thoomp~

yay!

except my snout is sore now...  ::rubs::

rum will make the pain go away.  ::seeks out cask::

Walter, put the cow away, would you?!

 

#73 2008-11-20 20:35:56

Em
Mantis
From: somewhere left of reality
Registered: 2004-12-28
Posts: 42270

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

*hands Mwy a straw and a fresh bottle of rum*

Someday will find you.

 

#74 2008-11-20 21:29:06

cyan
Mantis
From: Oakland
Registered: 2005-02-16
Posts: 22778

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

*whistles innocently*

"Reality is for those people who can't handle fantasy!" - Genisis X

Proud Member of the Log Brigade

Photos of My Works

 

#75 2008-11-20 21:53:13

PirateJenny
Pilgrim
Registered: 2008-11-17
Posts: 150

Re: The Pirate's Boudoir

Mwyaren wrote:

~suck~

::tugs tumbler::

~thoomp~

yay!

except my snout is sore now...  ::rubs::

rum will make the pain go away.  ::seeks out cask::

*hands Mwy a Sahi-patented lolly straw and some jelly beans from the factory*

*hands her a coconut snout-balm*

 

 

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